For less than $2 you get an amazing 10 minute experience, amazing really, one of the best, but not the best. I would say Karen Mcdougal was the best 10 minute experience, but Miss Teen USA was a close second, she really was.

Review of Trump Simulator 2025 – A Wild Ride Through the Ego of the Most Entertaining Reality Show Star Ever:

Alright, buckle up, because Trump Simulator 2025 is like that time you were watching a political debate and thought, “This can’t get any crazier,” and then the entire debate turned into a WWE Royal Rumble. This game is the perfect combination of The Apprentice, a theme park built entirely out of gold-plated ego, and a political reality show where the main character is just trolling the universe for fun.

You step into the shoes of the one, the only, President Donald Trump. And when I say “step into the shoes,” I mean you’ve just slipped on some Italian leather shoes, strut down the runway of the American Dream, and realized you’re wearing golden socks. Nothing in this game is understated. If subtlety were a person, it’d be smothered by a pile of fast food wrappers, and the only thing left of it would be a tweet about how the media's unfair to it.

Gameplay: It's Like Sim City, But For Narcissists
Now, let’s talk gameplay. You know how in SimCity you build cities and try to balance your budget? Trump Simulator 2025 is like that… except instead of balancing budgets, you’re trying to balance an ego the size of a small country. You’ve got to navigate through the political landscape, manage scandals (and trust me, there are plenty), and, of course, tweet your way to victory. In fact, the only thing that can distract you from screwing up the nation is whether or not you should call someone “weak” or “tremendous” on Twitter. Every decision you make is immediately met with an avalanche of tweets that range from "I love you, Mr. President!" to "Fake news!!"

The game is divided into “important” political choices, which are really just opportunities to feed your insatiable need for attention. Do you want to create a new healthcare system? Nah. Do you want to put your name on a golden skyscraper and sell it as a symbol of American greatness? Oh, hell yes. In fact, the more Trumpian your choices are, the better. You’re not really running the country; you’re running a personal marketing campaign that would make any 80s TV producer proud.

But here’s the kicker: your decisions get weighed by “the people,” who, like a mass of thumb-waving zombies, instantly flip from hailing you as a genius to calling you a joke. There’s no middle ground. It’s like being on Twitter… forever. And, like any seasoned politician, you’ll get to make decisions that sound good, but don’t really mean anything. “Make America Great Again”? Sure, but your definition of “Great” is just a bigger gold leaf for the White House door.

Political Satire: The Roast of Democracy
Let’s talk about the real meat of this game—the satire. If you’ve ever watched a Dave Chappelle special and thought, “Man, this could be a little more absurd,” then this is the game for you. It’s like if Chappelle had a personal roast of every politician in America, except it’s not just the Democrats or the Republicans—it’s everyone. The media gets clowned, the people get clowned, and especially, the entire concept of democracy gets clowned.

Imagine this: You’re giving a speech to the American people, and your greatest accomplishment is…wait for it…you turned a failed hotel into a taxpayer-funded tourist attraction. And the crowd? They're just as confused as you are. “Mr. President, can you tell us about your foreign policy?” And your response is, “I have the best foreign policy. People say it’s the best. The best.” And then boom, you drop a tweet about how everyone else is lying about it. Classic.

The media’s portrayal in this game is nothing short of comedy gold. You’ve got liberal news outlets screaming “doom and gloom,” while conservative outlets are so far up your golden rear that they’d have to get a new color palette to make the stars and stripes look even remotely real. It’s all an absurd performance. Do you make decisions based on facts? Hell no! You make decisions based on how it’s gonna look, baby! Who cares if it makes sense? The game has you out here squabbling over a budget that’s so fake, it might as well be a game of Monopoly.

And let’s talk about scandals. You thought the 2016 election had enough scandals? Nah, fam. Trump Simulator 2025 is the ultimate test of how many ridiculous scandals you can juggle while sipping on a Diet Coke. You’re out here dodging questions about your tax returns while planning your next tweet about how the media won’t stop asking about things you “don’t remember.” It's like a game of Dogeball where the balls are just insults and fake news. Remember the 5 D's - Doge, Dip, Duck, Dive and Doge.

Graphics: Gold, Gold, and More Gold
Now, if you were expecting this game to be some sleek, minimalist affair, you are sadly mistaken. The graphics are, for lack of a better word, extra. Air Force One looks like it was dipped in pure gold, and not in a tasteful way, but in a way that screams, “Yes, we know, we’re rich.” Trump’s hair? It’s bigger in the game. It’s like the developers put the hair in a wind tunnel and said, “Make it look like a helicopter.” The man is extra in every pixel.

And the best part? You get to make it even more ridiculous. Your campaign rallies? They’re massive events full of people holding signs that say “Make America Tremendous Again,” while you’re giving speeches that sound more like a sales pitch for a new line of golf courses than actual policy.

Soundtrack: Welcome to the Greatest Hits of Ego
The soundtrack is something else entirely. Imagine a bizarre mix of heavy patriotic tunes that could only be matched by the soundtrack of a 90's action movie, combined with an underlying sense of pompousness. Every time you make a decision, it’s like you’re walking out of a Hollywood movie, ready to save America, except you’re mostly just saving your own ego.

Final Thoughts: Entertaining, Infuriating, and Utterly Absurd
Here’s the thing about Trump Simulator 2025: It’s like a fever dream in which you, as President, get to roast the entire nation while sitting on a throne made of your own accomplishments. It’s insane in the best possible way. If you ever wondered what would happen if you combined a reality show, a political meltdown, and a social media meltdown all in one, this is it.

It’s got everything: bad decisions, big egos, and bigger-than-life drama. And while it may not teach you anything about politics or leadership, it sure as hell teaches you a lot about how to make everything about you.

Would I recommend it? Hell yeah. It’s the most entertaining and ridiculous thing you can play right now. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll feel like you’re part of one of the greatest (and most unnecessary) political comedy shows ever made.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go tweet about how tremendous this game is.

P.S. I fully expect Asmongold to react to this.

Yes, Mr. President, I purchased the DLC the moment it released. I'm getting my time ran on YouTube for this game, and I'm not giving it up. Nuke North Korea: Done. Call Putin and Zelensky to form an alliance with nobody agreeing: Done. Run on a treadmill and lose 5.1 lbs in less than 5 minutes: Done. 10/10 real American game

WE NEED TO BUILT A WALL

This game is peak and I cant wait to play as the real president in future updates

10/10

feels good to burn my mexican maids. god bless america

bad game

brilliant game, well done dev

This game was fact checked by real American patriots

Quirky, with some humor.
I liked the printer.
I would probably have recommended it, but when I exited the game my mouse started moving and my screen was flashing windows.
I noticed that I had to change my default web browser back?!
I can't recommend because of this.