Okay, folks, let me tell you, "Trump Simulator 2025," it's something. A lot of people are talking about it. Tremendous reviews, believe me. They're saying, "Sir, this game, it's the best." And you know what? It's pretty good. Really good.

Now, I've played it, of course. I'm a busy guy, the busiest, but I made time. And it's got the humor. The best humor. Some people, the losers, they're triggered. Sad. But for everyone else, it's hilarious. The writing? Genius. Absolutely genius.

But, and it's a big but, there's not enough to do. I mean, where's the deals? Where's the building? We need more building. We need more deals. The game, it's got potential, huge potential. But it needs more. More winning.

They did a good job, a great job, but it could be better. Much better. We need to make "Trump Simulator 2025" the greatest game ever. And we will. Believe me.

The too long didn't read of it is:
I ran out of things to do in the time it would take for me to win 10 golf championships, (about half an hour). Really lacking in what simulating The Donald J. Trump really is like.

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Greatest president sim ever, recognized Somaliland, nuked Uruguay, embezzled a LOT of money, and banned white guys from the army. 10/10