Greetings, esteemed collaborators! 2024 is finally here... Wait, what do you mean it’s been three months?! I’m pretty sure I read management’s previous notice just last week… Well, apologies for that. I suppose the notion of time is different when you're overworked undead.

In any case, this is my first actual post here since Undead Resources dumped their workload gave me this incredible opportunity to gain experience with no actual pay increase!

This is finally the year where E-Lich: Corporate Souls will be available for all you lucky people from the mortal realm (which will hopefully increase our profits and let me actually have a salary). So with that said, I hope you're well and rested, because we're here today to show you our latest updates (which will mean more work for you and I very soon)!

Someone in the office told me our first trailer lacked “life”. It took me a good while to understand, but I’m pretty sure they meant the fact that Miss Faye was kept out of it. Yeah, that’s probably it.

Anyway, meet Faye, The Talent Manager!
She’s the only living being in our company and is treated better than all of us, or so I heard. Mysteriously enough, upper management allows her to go on vacation multiple times a year. I wonder what one must do to get such a nice treatment…

Whenever she’s in office, however, she’ll be able to help you improve your talents! From brute force to life steal, she can grant you many useful power-ups. Rogue told me that “it’ll just cost the majority of your salary, but it’s absolutely worth it!” - What a steal!

Since the last update we’ve been working on several bug fixes in order to prepare for our Demo release, which if I heard the gossip correctly, should be somewhere around [REDACTED].

By the way, I noticed our developers track their bugs with unique IDs, which is kinda cool. However, seeing “BUG-105” made me unsure if the increasing digits are supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing...

In any case, they said typing out every bug fix was a waste of time since the Demo wasn’t out yet, so I should just focus on sharing the more interesting news instead. Which reminds me…

I kept hearing how we were “low on budget” and how that impacted our salaries, so you can imagine my surprise when I walked in one day and they were renovating our entire lobby.
Dolores keeps denying it, but I’m certain that she knows how much was spent on this little project. Especially considering just how good it looks.

Speaking of looking good, our employees received a visual overhaul! If I didn't know any better, I'd even say they look more lively.
And strangely enough, our enemies too. Their souls still look the same though…
If you’ve been following our social media as of late you might have caught a glimpse of some of these changes in action. If you haven’t, then be sure to follow us and so you don’t miss out on the latest news!

Twitter - @elichgame
Instagram - @elichgame[www.instagram.com]
TikTok - @elichgame[www.tiktok.com]
LinkedIn - elichgame[www.linkedin.com]

I’m not sure how our socials manage to get regular posts. I can’t even get a break to drink coffee anymore, much less keeping track of social media…

Oh, and that reminds me! It seems plans to open a Discord server have been finally set in motion, what with the Demo release talks and all. However, that’s all I’ve heard for the moment, so I’ll update you once they update the gossip about it.

That’s it for our update! Please keep an eye on our future ones, hopefully I can do more of these if I’m not stuck with overtime. Thanks for reading and keep on living (until we come to collect)!

E-Lich Corp - "We value your life. And death. Seriously."

Greetings, esteemed collaborators! The year is almost over, so we hope you're enjoying the Last Working Day of The Year! Here at E-Lich Corp we are really proud of all our collaborators that worked around-the-clock for the release of our Steam Store Page! But we are more proud of those who work above and beyond that clock in order to reach higher business milestones!

We wanted to share a detailed look at what happened this past year in our company on this first post, but the responsible for this would-be post-mortem is no longer affiliated with us and has seemingly been obliterated alongside the paperwork (Legal says I can’t disclose anything else).

But don't worry! After all, as our esteemed boss always says: "We must always look towards the future, not the past. Especially when the past is compromising. Yes. Don't do that."

So to make up for that, our most illustrious intern will be in charge of delivering news regarding development from now on!

Just look at how happy he is!

We hope you are as excited as we are for this coming year, as it will be THE YEAR where everything changes for the better, at least in our profit margins. (Undead Resources didn’t really disclose the new collaborator-boons and benefits package yet, sorry.)

Please keep any eye that you might still have out for us, not because of any possible labor laws violation, mind you, but because we'll bring you all sorts of incredible news very soon!

Finally, our Board of Directors wishes all of you a happy new year from beyond the grave!

PS: They also expect better results and punctuality, but don't let that distract you from celebrating to your skeleton's content.


E-Lich Corp - "We value your life. And death. Seriously."