THIS IS NOT STARDEW VALLEY. NOR IS IT HARVEST MOON.
Don't enter this game thinking it's another amazing, cute life sim centred around getting away from the big city and learning to farming.

There is no romance, there are no NPC's with dialogue to chat with, there is no overarching story.

This ♥♥♥♥? This bad boi right here?
This is 3D FarmVille. Yes, the one from all your aunts spam messages on FB 20 years ago.
And it's incredible.

Plant a crop, wait a full 10 minutes IRL time, harvest a crop. Then unlock and plant the 20 minute crop. Then 1 hour.
Then 16 hours. Until you have things that take a full 24 hours to grow.

Get a friend, hunker down and plan the prettiest farm you can - but only have several days of planting and harvesting to unlock everything you need.

7/10 we need more fields.

You're 36 years old and it's 12:00 AM. You still have time to plant out that row of 348 peppercorn before you go to bed. The tractor is in automatic mode and this guy is playing a real banger on the banjo that's slapping just right. You know it should only take you a minute and a half and cost you just under 7 million dollars. The calculator is open on your phone in front of you. The calculator on your PC too. Along with that spreadsheet on your second monitor. Now it's 2:00 AM, your overnight crops are planted, your flowers are cut, the animals and fish are harvested, so finally it's time for bed. Or so you thought. Time blurs to 4:00 AM and now one of your houses sits perched atop an intricate waterfall system complete with multiple tiers/levels. Your backyard is literally a small village that is for cosmetic purposes only. Time to pay your farmhands, limit your frame rate to 5 FPS, and execute a Command Prompt command that will force your computer to shut down in a few hours. At 6:00 AM you write a review on your phone and don't really know why this game is so good, but you know that it just is. This is Farm Together 2, and it is good.

10/10 gave me a serious addiction