Hear ye, hear ye, brave (and occasionally frustrated) warriors of Sir Whoopass! We’ve read your feedback, felt your rage in every ALL-CAPS COMMENT, and witnessed your noble battles against the true villain of the game: Lag.

After a mighty quest involving caffeine, bug-slaying, and no small number of spells (a.k.a. code fixes), we’ve summoned forth The Lag-Slayer Update! Now, instead of jittering around like a caffeinated Orc Hipster on Cattucino, you’ll be gracefully gliding through battle at speeds even The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ would envy.

What’s new, you ask? The optimizations mainly affects the Overworld which was the rage-quitting machine; here's a summary on what you can expect in this update:

• Smoothness & Stability: Fewer frame drops and higher framerate, so your sword swings look like deadly bullets. Reworked the Overworld to increase framerate and reduce memory usage.
  
• AMD Fixes: The 2nd biggest villain was AMD CPU's and GPU's which suffered an unnecessary amount. Now it should process as fast as a cowardly Orc Noob fleeing Sir Whoopass himself.
  
• Player movement: A "feature" allowed Sir Whoopass to move slightly less quick depending on camera angle - now you run with full grace no matter what camera angle.

So dive back in, wield your mighty weapons and show those enemies what the Sir Whoopass experience feels like. And remember, fellow whoopers, keep the feedback coming. Who knows? We might just polish this game so hard it could pass as Sir Whoopass’s armor.

Happy slaying,
The Sir Whoopass Team 🏆

• FEATURE: New UI Audio slider to set proper audio levels for UI elements
  
• BUGFIX/FEATURE: Lava now does periodic damage instead of insta-death (huge!). This will prevent some death-loops and also enable speed running community to maybe try new strats!

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BUGFIX: Pennydumb now protects the Ticketotron-3000 with bars - to prevent a bug where player got stuck inbetween sewer gates

BUGFIX: Some Chinese characters missing from localization glyph table

BUGFIX: Players could get stuck in BigBoi fight with a big rick guarding the exit

BUGFIX: Some enemy portals kept on spawning enemies, despite it being killed. We had an intervention with the orcs and agreed upon a solution

BUGFIX: Some players fell through the ground into oblivion. Hopefully it won't happen again

BUGFIX: Audio levels of Dragon (Wyvern*) flame projectiles adjusted to not melt peoples ears

BUGFIX: Clients in coop could end up tilting 45 degrees, that is without consuming a Delicious Grog

BUGFIX: Players could enter Trial of Strength early, breaking the main quest line

BUGFIX: HUD icon for 'Grilled Chicken' missing - now it is not missing

BUGFIX: Players could glitch into grandma's house, thus breaking the Little Red Riding Hood quest line

BUGFIX: Falling to your death inside the Skeleton Cave now teleports you back to a safe spot instead of insta gibbing - this also prevents some interesting insta-death-loops

BUGFIX: Delicious Candy made players invulnerable forever in lava

BUGFIX: Sharp Shooter Chicken's death animation wasn't playing correctly on clients in coop

BUGFIX: Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes opening times was not working correctly. Now the orcs are back in their business and are respecting their working hours

BUGFIX: Discotime cutscene with the bard sometimes caught players in disco-mode forever

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Keep on whooping!

Fellow Whoopers, we have an announcement.

We've been secretly for the last couple of months developing an official co-op mode for Sir Whoopas; Co-Whoop! The update is completely free and enables you to play the campaign together with up to three friends. And oh yes, friendly fire is of course enabled by default!

Just enable co-op from the main menu and invite friends in the Steam Overlay, or tell them to Join your game, it's that simple. Any friend can join at any time and progress together with you in your current save game! The inventory is shared between players (don't spend all gold on Gnomes!) but you may equip any weapon, skin or apparel as you like.

Here's a complete list of new features that is added in this major update:

• Online and LAN co-op with up to 4 people
  
• Play the main story with (or most likely; against) your friends and solve puzzles together
  
• New multiplayer weapon "Arcane Death Ray" only available in co-op
  
• New secret areas to find across the game
  
• New Sharp-Shooter Chicken enemy that spawns when you kill too many chickens (PTSD for all of you that played Ocarina of Time)
  
• Tweaked boss fights to be bypassable with a bit of creativity (for you speedrunners out there)
  
• Technical: Performance optimizations in the overworld
  
• Technical: Improved some VFX such as whoopass attack, dodge fx and various others
  
• Technical: New game config file (game.cfg) for you creative ones that want to tweak in-game values such as damage scale, number of enemies that spawns, player max level etc. (located in the savedata folder)
  
• Technical: Bug fixes and various improvements

Together with this update we are also launching our very first DLC; Threads of Mass Whoopery - an awesome skin pack that really will enhance your time together online (who wouldn't like to play as Shkek, Donutello or The Immortal?).

We will continue to update and keep the game relevant and are happy for your feedback! The easiest way to reach us is on our official Discord server[//]. We are looking forward to see all havoc you may release upon your friends in this update; welcome to our Discord server to share those moments with us!

Until next time,
Keep whooping!

Hey Whoopers!

Get ready to drag your friends into yet another "heroic" RPG adventure!
We are soon launching the long-awaited online co-op mode!


Dive into the snarky main story, and if you happen to "accidentally" blow up your friends with TNT or zap them with the BFS ("Big Freaking Staff"), well, that's just part of the fun!
Whether you’re helping out or causing chaos, you’ll be tackling puzzles and smacking down baddies together in the main campaign.

And guess what? We’re also unleashing a bunch of new character skins, so you and your pals can strut around like absolute maniacs in the silliest outfits we could come up with.

Stay tuned, and remember — An ass-whooping day keeps the boredom away!
/Sir Whoopass team

Added missing "Spawn IRS Guy enemy" in Streamloots integration commands

Hey Whoopers!

Our brave knight is in dire need of some exciting new outfits for his wardrobe, therefore...

We’re giving you the opportunity to win the chance to have your custom skin featured in Sir
Whoopass, as well as other goodies including a Cup of Cattucino and a official Sir Whoopass T-Shirt.

Ever felt like your knight wasn’t evil enough, didn’t represent your football team, or needed
an outfit that only a waifu could love? Here’s your moment to shine!

To enter the contest, download the required files and instructions, head over to this form:
https://forms.gle/jBGnmPe2Kxs1s1Xg8

The competition will close in 30 days, so dive in and design your dream outfit. There are no prerequisites other than a painting-software-of-your-choice!

We look forward to seeing all your creations!

Best of luck,
Sir Whoopass Team