Torpedo... Los!

Baby's first cheev: launch a ball

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Comfortably Well Off!

I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! Achieve a cumulative point total of 50,000,000 !!!

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Onwards and Upwards!

Get to the bonus round!

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Pinball Acolyte!

Climb 100m in the bonus round

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Wielder of Secrets!

Enter a secret code on the title screen. Here's your hint: "Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

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Down, but not out!

Earn an extra ball

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Sticker Fiend!

Collect all regular stickers!

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Pinball Wizard!!!

Ultimate Pinball Mastery! Climb 200m in the bonus round.

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Sticker Aficionado!!!

Collect all shiny stickers! Such dedication! Such chutzpah! So much free time! Also, if you care about such things, this counts as "beating the game."

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Flabbergasted!

You'll know even less about how you get this achievement after you get it.