Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.

79.3 %

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

77.4 %

No seriously, we disabled it.

69.0 %

This is an achievement.

48.4 %

38.8 %

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21.7 %

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

17.4 %

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

6.7 %

It is impossible to get this achievement.

6.1 %

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

2.8 %