A terminal exfoliation event brought on by aggressive, miscalibrated floor-cleaning automatons.
%23,9
Ace Plumber
Complete the Pipes puzzle
%23,8
Epidermal Evaporitis
A spontaneous blast of regret and third-degree irony.
%21,6
Ace Microchip Engineer
Repair Rooter's brain chip without wimping out
%15,1
Astro Impactitis
Terminal atmospheric insertion disorder, with high likelihood of craterification.
%14,9
Ductal Stukosis
The fatal swelling of ego leading one to believe they can fit through any air duct.
%12,4
Elevatus Catastrophica
Death by rapid gravitational descent within a failed orbital elevator system, resulting in high-velocity cranial-floor convergence.
%12,3
Beat SpaceVenture
Beat SpaceVenture
%10,8
Tatoorakian Exhumatosis
Death resulting from full-body ingestion by a mega-faunal sandworm, followed by a thousand-year peristaltic pilgrimage through the beast’s legendary bowels. Victim is eventually excreted as a perfectly arranged bone tableau — usually somewhere scenic.
%10,0
Dominus Machina
Systemic neurological override induced by iMom’s ascension to galactic dominance. Victim becomes a loyal meat-puppet in her perfect empire. A fate worse than death?
%9,0
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (RUD)
The result of recklessly piloting one’s spacecraft into an asteroid or other large space object.
%8,9
Fatal Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia
A sudden, stabbing cranial agony inflicted by the reckless consumption of frozen delights. Typically self-induced.
%6,7
Ex Machina Cataclysmos
A violent case of self-destructive behavior exhibited by the iMom AI, culminating in a catastrophic core detonation. Victim is instantly atomized in a maternal meltdown of terminal proportions.
%5,7
Monolitho Simianosis
A cerebral devolution triggered by prolonged monolith exposure, resulting in the abandonment of humanity and an affinity for fecal projectiles.
%4,1
Ace Crane Operator
Collect ship parts together in one visit!
%1,7
Ace Poltroid Survivor Cluck Scare Game
Survive 3 nights in Cluck Yegger: Escape from the Planet of the Poultroids
%1,6
Explosive Suctionosis
An acute depressurization disorder resulting from reckless blunt-force trauma to airlock glazing, typically with a pipe wrench. Symptoms include sudden ejection, explosive decompression, and regret.