Life Accomplishment: Moved to a Timeout Corner for too many puns

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.” - Calvin & Hobbes

5:45 PM - sandisser: WAIT NO
5:45 PM - sandisser: I WANT THE STICK

12:00 AM - Zeno of Elea: become the sweatiest tryhard you can imagine
12:00 AM - Zeno of Elea: and single out that engie
12:00 AM - Zeno of Elea: and do a square dance over his dead, fat, body
12:00 AM - Zeno of Elea: or laugh

9:59 PM - Zeno of ELea: be one with your gustatorial organs

2:02 AM - aerosol can knife: also im now a 6 year old
2:02 AM - aerosol can knife: secretly

9:53 AM - bird jesus: still, dat firing sound tho
9:54 AM - bird jesus: it's like an anti-tank cannon firing a nuke covered in aids

10:29 PM - Cool: The self esteem of a muffin?
10:32 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: yes
10:32 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: a muffin.
10:33 PM - Cool: Oh
10:33 PM - Cool: It makes sense if you don't think about it
10:33 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: NO
10:33 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
10:33 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: listen
10:33 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: how much self-esteem does a muffin have
10:33 PM - Cool: Well
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: NONE
10:34 PM - Cool: Muffins don't really have feelings either
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: EXACTLY
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: SEE
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: PERFECT ANALOGY
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: 11/10
10:34 PM - Cool: Muffins aren't really people either
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: gdi coolone
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: it's an analogy
10:34 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: two unlike things ok

11:24 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: well
11:25 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: there are two definitions of ♥♥♥♥
11:25 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: one is
11:25 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: "numbers and below"
11:25 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: the other is
11:25 PM - FastCo. 4812662~: "anywhere south of invite"