A little summary about me:

I was born among the rabbits. In a meadow filled with lilies and snapdragons. One day, a storm brewed over the field and lightning struck upon the land. Chaos ensued and flames had engulfed the meadow in which families lived. Then, out of a nowhere, a black hole opened up and I was spewed out of it. My intestines were outside my body and head turned upside-down. The other rabbits were panicked and screaming.

Eventually, God spoketh among his people and said, "you ugly af." and then banished me into the underworld where Hades ruled. Out of pity, he gave me a new soul and then pushed me back onto the land. There, I was adopted by deer who had raised me as their own.

That is the tale of how I came to be.