Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

ACTION HALE! series 3
Stats
-Does 600000000 dmg too all classes
-grow chesthair at the speed of light
-become ubered forever
Cons:
-Be a virgin for the rest of your life/Death.
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Bungo 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:26pm 
Too op, add no random crits and it will be perfect!
Bungo 11 Sep, 2014 @ 2:26pm 
Oh, and +100 dmg to hippies!
Good thinking :D
Dream hunter 10 Oct, 2014 @ 5:34pm 
-1000000000 damage -100 hp -90 movement speed
Last edited by Dream hunter; 10 Oct, 2014 @ 5:36pm
Raybans Dan 15 Apr, 2015 @ 6:38pm 
-20% attack speed
-intantly kills anoyone with the word "pony" in their name.
Adagie 10 May, 2015 @ 3:15pm 
stats insta kill anyoneone with a hippie haircut
Adagie 10 May, 2015 @ 3:15pm 
oops that was practicaly already said sorry
Mj Farquhar 8 Jun, 2015 @ 5:43am 
instant kill to who does a taunt
Dekeloni 17 Jan, 2016 @ 9:33am 
+Immune to Boo Stuns.
Glacier0516 6 May, 2016 @ 2:40pm 
+Milks and removes all ammo and resets charges and over-heal
+Plays a Saxton Hale sound bit when it kill
+give over 9000 minutes of after burn that can't be removed
-Hit with a random crit gives back ammo
-hippybound-can on be sheathed in till it kills a Scout,Medic,Spy or Sniper
also value would be insane to add it with that much Dmg probley will give it a 75% damage boost
Last edited by Glacier0516; 6 May, 2016 @ 2:49pm
Silverwind 17 Jul, 2016 @ 3:32pm 
I don't think you understand the concept of an all-class weapon. But for a special stat...

Every kill you get is shown as an assist from the name of the weapon
All hits show onomatopoeias, like the Sandman or Loose Cannon
Backstabs are replaced with neck snaps
Silverwind 17 Jul, 2016 @ 3:34pm 
Originally posted by Mahogany & Vincent:
-Be a virgin for the rest of your life/Death.
Hey, you don't have to take your rage on everyone else. BADA-BING!
Silverwind 24 Jul, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
+50% Charisma
Pineapple Wax 14 Oct, 2016 @ 10:30am 
all mini crits are regular crits.
10% health
10% slower firing speed
immune to spook stun and with equipped you can't pick up jack and intel
tell me what you think
Too underpowered,
Stats:
Kills all enemys from anywhere
Can not be crit boosted
No random crits
Alt fire: Makes you 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% more of a mann, and gives you 10 free mann up tickets that are not tradable or usable in crafting
+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 health
+-100% damage vunribility (invincibility)
Makes admins piss their pants

Good?
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