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Fortnite - Battle Bus (Thank the bus driver)

Thank the bus driver in Fortnite AND in real life.

Bus drivers drive you to the location you need to be at and they have to do it in such a way with carrying annoying passangers such as yourself.
He has to pay attention on the road, so that nobody gets killed but you still yell and do obnoxious sh!t in the seats.
What if he were to crash because of your stupid little bullsh!t? Huh? What if bus driving would get outlawed because of that little incident.
That's right, it'd be all your fault. You'd have no way of getting over to your destination, your parents work hard, they don't have time to taxi a brat like you and real taxis are more expensive than a bus, no way they are spending more money on your a$$.
Also you couldn't hang out with your bros anymore, watching Fortnite funny moments videos in the back seats, that'd be a real bummer.
But all of this can be avoided, your bullsh!t behavior can be excused, if you just thank the bus driver when you get off the bus after he drops you off to your needed destination.
You will make the bus driver's day, bringing him happiness to his job and life, you will feel good about yourself too, because you've done something good for once, people will respect you and the ladies will instantly want to get your phone number after you do this selfless act.

You need him, and now, he needs you to thank him.

And thank YOU for reading.