« Wearing barrels gives you more defense than steel breastplates. »

« I shot a zombie full in the face with a shotgun. »

« Death simulator. Prepare to watch your people die of cold, disease, heat, old age, childbirth, starvation, and air. »

« You can get killed by flying alien hornets while a gigantic rogue worm destroys your only city. »

« I gave a katana to a doctor and she used it to perform surgery. 10/10 »

« If Call-of-Duty and Minecraft had a baby, it would definitely not be this. »

« The best part of this game is playing punchout themesongs while trying to melee kill people as a heavy. »

« This game is quite obviously the best platformer-esque adventuring sandbox survival monster-slaying game. Time to go buy it for $10 or $2.5 on sale. »

« This game is an amazing blend of tactical strategy tile-based empire-ruling nation-smashing nuke-dropping action. Stop reading this, and go buy it! »

« This game is a perfect blend between FPS-Action and Tower Defense. It is full of different towers, weapons, maps, and enemies. »