« I love ♥♥♥♥, So I love this game. »

« Got raided and raped by a large black man, Then he blew his gigantic load of wind threw his wide horn on me. »

« I wasted so many csgo skins on this game and I don't even play it. 9/11 »

« I love getting screamed at by Korean Men. »

« I clicked so fast it actually helped me with my masturbation skills, I was fappin' and jackin' fast all day long.  »

« Game which puts you into a post-apocalyptDICK world. Be careful for the Russians who will hit you with their hockey stick, there deadly.  »

« Fun game, But play with friends or else you would be playing with people whose fathers rapes them every night and mother who is a alcoholic. »