The cobblestone streets in the game's towns rated an 8.5 on the cobblometer, so if that isn't Game of the Year material then I don't know what is.

Notice me Kobston-San

Contrary to popular belief, I do in fact know Jack. He's pretty ♥♥♥♥ at CS:GO.

9/10, would be a 10 if it contained more of the cobbled variety of stone.

The only weapon you need is a rock. That's close enough to a cobblestone.

The game rewards you for the mindless killing of innocent stone people. Do we want our children growing up in a world that rewards this behaviour? Yes.

Not only can you harrass twelve year olds from Sweden between rounds, but they've even managed to name a map after our lord and saviour, Cobblestone.

Despite the game's name being stonerid, there is a suprising lack of rocks or stones in this video game. Please develop more advenced stone physics.

ATTENTION: This game doesn't include anything even remotely resembling rocks, let alone cobblestones. I was severely disappointed.

The game contains more than adequate levels of geological content, so I would give 10/10, but Pendleton's moustache is far to unsettling for me. 7/10.