So long as there are Saracens, there shall be removal.

Play as the Arisen on their quest to slay the wyrm while simultaneously attempting to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

Who needs the majority of the weapons in this game when you can chokehold zombies and prostitutes?

I like to bust into some dude's office, fist him to death, steal a lighter, and burn the whole prison down while watching the poor trapped souls of staff and prisoners alike perish in flames.

Good game, but a god-awful PC port. Get it on console if you can unless you want to suffer constant FPS drops and horrific audio compression.

The AI is as reasonable and as capable of diplomacy as Gandhi.

You get to play as Benny G as he massacres every gopnik he comes across in the US of A.

Join King "♥♥♥♥♥r Butter" Harlaus as he implements his strategic policy of hosting feasts to occupy his lords during sieges, allowing fiefs to fall.

You can be the greatest military power in the world, yet be forced to kneel to the New Ulm Order coalition. 10/10 buy on sale or pay over $200 bucks.

By spending a dollar on this game, the opportunity cost of buying Bad Rats is not only that one dollar, but it is also what you could've bought instead.