Downloaded this on my laptop for my gap year, thought it could teach the starving brats something. Would not recommend as they didn't get it, bad game.

I purchased this on something I thought was my son's Amazon account? Our cat just has worms and I really want her to be better, can anyone help? Anyone?

I misread this title as "Killing It on the Floor" and assumed it was a game where I could showcase my prowess on the dancefloor. My, how wrong I was.

I am actually typing this under the watchful eye of Mavis Beacon, if I make a mistake she's going to cut mt fingers of- OH GOD! HEPL!

Why not? (On second thoughts, don't answer that, it'll be easier for all of us)

First I plough these fields (this will take me approximately one week), then I plough your mum (this will take me, or rather last, about 30 seconds).

You would be LOONEY not to buy this game! (Haha, get it? Looney? I need to get out more...)

♥♥♥♥♥♥ LoL fan recreation. Seriously, who developed this? A bunch of 14 year-olds? Get some original ideas!

Overrated and terrible. 2/10 would not bang. Then again, how cool would it be to stick your ♥♥♥♥ through a portal? (Asking for a friend...)

I know the letter V is great and all, but what about the other 25? Where is their representation? What about W? That is double the V! Conclusion: Rude.