"Cyan Alert! Set your eyeballs on stunned because it's time for CGA Trek! Your continuing mission is to seek out and destroy an invading fleet of warships in this modern homage to the classic turn-based strategy "Trek" game that originated on mainframe computers in the 1970s."

"Your medical emergency is important to us. Our health professionals will be inside you shortly."

"Experience the magic and weirdness of the world's first home video console, the Magnavox Odyssey, lovingly recreated for modern hardware."

"Fight back against the evil Galactic Federation! It'll be good for humanity and probably OK for you."