"One move out of you, and I'll kill you." "If you do, I'll never talk to you again!"

"What are you doing with that rifle?? Don't you know any better than use a rifle? You might miss him! Here use the shotgun"

"Why don't you drive your car way out on a bridge, and make a left turn!"

"Anything the Wright brothers can do the Wrong brothers can do! Right?" "Right!" "Wrong -- Brothers!"

"Vote for the one and only... that fearless, that honest man! Of the people, by the people, for the people, and against the people!"

Professor Richmond: Can you spell cat? Curly: Soitenly! Professor Richmond: Spell it. Curly: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y. ♥♥♥♥♥.

"If I'm going to work like a horse, I'm gonna eat like one."

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you DO succeed!"

"And when I'm finished with my crooning, on my knees I'll fall! My life! My love! My all!"