Searching House: Nothing Searching Car: Nothing Searching Grass Fields: Nothing Searching Dead Bodies: Nothing Searching Table: Nothing Searching Farm: Nothing Searching Millitary Base: Nothing

Death kills dead people...

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*wank* *wank*

Looks like every dad in this game has a 2 inch. How did he even get laid?

Sim burnt to death while making salad 10/10

100% BEST GAME EVER TOTALLY RECOMMEND MY DUDES

| WARNING BOREDOM AHEAD |

It's like a roulettte, fun until it turns Russian.

I found an AK-47 before I found food, I felt like a child in congo. 10/10 would play it again