About this bundle

Over the years (decades), two games have duelled for the top spot as the most entertaining patch notes. It turns out when you simulate worlds and body parts and civilizations with enough details, the bugs AND their fixes can actually be hilarious. Both games will continue to be updated for the forseeable future and in at least one case the devs have threatened that they're "never going to stop", so find out with this bundle what it's like to be regularly updated with patch notes like:

Dwarf Fortress

Example gems from past updates:

• Babies and children will no longer compete in world gen events
  
• Seems impossible to satisfy a need for "introspection"
  
• Animal breeding is prevented if animals aren't "willing to marry"
  
• Nonlethal fall onto upright spike causes unreasonably high skill gain

Caves of Qud

Example gems from past updates:

• You no longer fall in love with every sign you read.
  
• You can no longer attempt to sit on yourself, if you are a chair, or sleep on yourself, if you are a bed.
  
• Goatfolk no longer always hate baboon faction leaders for disproving famous theorems.

Clearly the best course of action is to buy the bundle and experience these unique moments in realtime, as surely the best patch notes are yet to come.