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About This Game

Ninja Numpties is a video board game where 2-4 players place traps on a mini Chess board island, but watch out – the traps disappear next turn! Earn ninja stars by pranking your frenemies... Whoever has the most stars by the end of the game wins!

Three distinct kinds of traps!

• Push Tiles drag your foes around or even off the island! Daisy-chain them to form a conveyor belt!

• D4 Caltrops deal damage to your (opponent’s) dice roll!

• Rock-Paper-Scissors traps start the RPS minigame! The winner gets at least 1 star – raise the stakes by making a Push Tile path to the rock/paper/scissors...

Press P to pause, not Escape!

• Ninja Numpties is a Game Maker 8.0 game so the Escape key instantly closes it!

• Autosave to the rescue! Return to where you left off before you “paused” the game...

• Start button on gamepads will pause the game as usual.

Adjust match settings!

• Set number of rounds to adjust the length of the play session (game autosaves, so feel free to continue a long session later...)

• Individually adjust the first d6 roll and all subsequent d6 rolls... (random or fixed value)

• Set d4 caltrop damage (Random, fixed value, or even Push Tile conveyor combo!)

• Wrong settings? Pause the game (with P key) to revisit the Settings menu!

Supports a wide range of gamepads and even shows their buttons!

• PlayStation DualShock 3/4 and DualSense

• Xbox 360, One and Series S | X

• Nintendo Switch Joy-Con (individually) and Pro controllers

• NES, SNES (Purple and Multicolour), Gamecube controller and Wii Nunchuck

• uDraw tablet (PlayStation 3 model)

Choc-a-bloc full of memes and puns!

• Licensed Vine boom and Kill Bill guitar riff (“rizz sound”)

• Silly puns such as earning stars (badum tuss!)

• Badly drawn memes!