Irony Curtain: From Matryoshka with Love

The Adventure Begins

Piece together how it all began

Deja Food

Experience public humiliation

Finishing Touch

Surely you can use these things together

The Weirdest Journey

Step one - Leave the house

Welcome to Matryoshka

Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time

Toodle-oo

Ivan the Destroyer

Slightly vandalize the room

Liberator

Sal Limones would be proud!

The Early Bird Gets the Worm

Charmer

Show them how to treat the ladies

When Things go Awry

Step two - Stay clean

New Challenger

Evan Mosley

Almost like a detective's disguise

Bright Idea

Save your telekinetic powers for later

Necessity is the Mother...

Sweet Surrender

Offer the general an excellent treat

Betrayal at Condor

Step three - Get cracking

Origins

Find a way to bring down the wall

IDKFA

Disassemble the dreaded item

Not So Secret Cow Level

Find yourself in a heap of trouble

The Black Lodge

The right man in the wrong place

Obsolete Technology

Snap a photo with an antique camera

Pro Tiger Tamer

A three-headed monkey would also be useful

Hero of the Day

Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started

Gory to Matryoshka

Step four - Save Matryoshka

Pack Rat

Scream and Run

Oh hai doggy

Constant Surveillance

Close observation goes outrageously wrong

Strong-arm Service

Acquire an unusual business card

Fearless Coward

Technically you're not supposed to do that

Aloha

Backtracker

Sharpshooter

Meticulous Design

Create the perfect zooming device

Am I Evil?

We all go a little mad sometimes

Old Friends

Find the hidden stash

Apoocalypse

All work and no play makes Evan a very dull journalist

Blast from the Past

Bring back your childhood memories

Son of a Gun

Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations

Encouragement

The Final Frontier

Try to find another race in outer space

Shame on You

Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere