Global Gameplay Stats

7 Billion Humans

Global Achievements

% of all
players

Total achievements: 19
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96.3%

Career Milestone 1

Finish the You're Hired! cutscene.

92.6%

Worker's Comp: Trust Exercise

A worker fell into an infinite pit.

82.9%

Career Milestone 2

Finish the Intro to Morale Officers cutscene.

70.1%

Queen of Inefficiency

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of seconds required by the speed challenge.

57.2%

Worker's Comp: Shredding It

A worker is shredded by a shredder.

50.2%

Worker's Comp: Crushing It

A worker is a crushed by an appliance.

41.0%

Career Milestone 3

Finish the Fitness Program cutscene.

38.0%

Worker's Comp: Explosive Failure

A worker exploded.

33.8%

Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust

Your solution fails more than 50% of the time.

29.2%

Social Engineer

Listen to all worker thoughts in a level.

23.4%

Career Milestone 4

Finish the Morning Petroleum cutscene.

22.3%

King of Verbosity

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge.

13.3%

Worker's Comp: Shrieking Steel Blades

A worker is shredded by a killbot.

9.0%

Career Milestone 5

Finish the Mom and Dad of Invention cutscene.

7.5%

Green Optimization Award

Green path fully optimized.

5.4%

Blue Optimization Award

Blue path fully optimized.

5.1%

Excellent Instruction Follower

All levels complete. Congratulations.

4.8%

Orange Optimization Award

Orange path fully optimized

3.5%