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ACHIEVEMENTS (37)
Start the Game.

Start the Game.

You started the game, or you haven't, or maybe you thought about it and didn't.
62.3%
F*cked face.

F*cked face.

You know, they DO look like loss.
56.0%
Fresh Out of Basic

Fresh Out of Basic

Finished bootcamp.
42.2%
In God We Trust

In God We Trust

😂😂😂
39.1%
Death by Claymore

Death by Claymore

All you had to do, was follow the damn cable Mitchell.
35.4%
game SUCKS

game SUCKS

i go to bed
34.1%
No Refund

No Refund

Play the game for 2 hours.
33.2%
The Seven Hour Chore

The Seven Hour Chore

God that was a mess.
32.6%
And it crashed...

And it crashed...

Programmed in one last crash, for old time's sake. Two. One or two more crashes.
31.4%
This is the part where you meet Joe.

This is the part where you meet Joe.

He gave me the flu when I was working on the game. :c
30.0%
sv_cheats 1

sv_cheats 1

Not really unexpected for you to do this.
29.4%
Get Bullied

Get Bullied

Wow, you stole Ci17 AND the intro to Alyx sequence too?
27.1%
Down to Business

Down to Business

Pick the shotgun up before venturing into Ravenholm.
26.8%
Karen

Karen

Take all the children from the factory.
26.0%
There was a knife?

There was a knife?

Ignored the knife, or didn't even know it was there, in the prologue.
22.2%
Betrayal

Betrayal

SeT cOuRsE fOr BoReAlIs
22.2%
The Wrong Way

The Wrong Way

You went the Wrong Way.
16.0%
This is where you get on.

This is where you get on.

Gord-ception.
15.5%
Pvt. Dirtbag

Pvt. Dirtbag

Deceased.
13.6%
Authorized Personnel Only!

Authorized Personnel Only!

Fixed so it won't softlock your game anymore.
12.4%
Just To Be Sure Freeman Isn't There

Just To Be Sure Freeman Isn't There

Check every corner of Black Mesa East.
11.8%
DEVY

DEVY

Tilt your head back and laugh.
9.3%
Another Blow to the Face

Another Blow to the Face

The crowbar just didn't cut it.
9.2%
CONE

CONE

Warning, may contain more polygons than any character models.
9.1%
Play Hunt Down the Freeman at 3AM?????

Play Hunt Down the Freeman at 3AM?????

NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!
8.1%
You Should Really Stop That

You Should Really Stop That

Interact with Larry 30 times.
8.0%