Global Gameplay Stats

STATUS: INSANE

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 27
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83.4%

STATUS: ADVICE LISTENER

When your imaginary friend gives you tips on mental health...
74.3%

STATUS: ART MUSEUM VISITOR

Visit Gallery of Tolerable Art & Mediocre Treasures.
71.6%

STATUS: ESCAPE PLANNER

Investigate Escape Plan.
62.5%

STATUS: DISCO TIME!

Visit Funny Hats Dressing Room.
61.1%

STATUS: SPECIAL PATIENT

Complete Special Patients.
38.5%

STATUS: RAIDER OF TOMBS

38.5%

STATUS: WHISPERER OF A DOGE

38.2%

STATUS: HISTORY GRADUATE

Complete Ancient Section.
37.7%

STATUS: COWARD

35.5%

STATUS: LOST

How…?
32.7%

STATUS: DREAM CHASER

Make your dream come true.
32.7%

STATUS: IN THE YEAR 3000

Complete Top Secret Area.
32.5%

STATUS: BASIC FRIDAY

29.2%

STATUS: ANTI-HIPSTER

Discover Wrong Kind of Piece of Art.
25.8%

STATUS: MUST BUY!

You must escape. You.. must. You must.. buy that machine thing.
24.2%

STATUS: HAT HOARDER

Hoard Hat That Is Not Funny.
20.9%

STATUS: BUILDING INSPECTOR

Regulations are very important.
19.2%

STATUS: HIPSTER

Discover all Fine Pieces of Art.
15.9%

STATUS: PATIENT PATIENT

14.8%

STATUS: STALKER

Collect all Random Notes.
14.8%

STATUS: BELIEVER

14.0%

STATUS: FUNNY HAT HOARDER

Hoard all Funny Hats.
13.7%

STATUS: FAKE POPE

You are a phony! A great big phony!
12.9%

STATUS: UNDERSTANDER OF EVERYTHING

Reveal the ultimate truth, The Understanding to Everything.
12.9%

STATUS: CONTROL FREAK

Collect all Random Notes, discover all Fine Pieces of Art and hoard all Funny Hats.
12.3%

STATUS: UNKNOWN

Collect Mystery Note.
10.4%

STATUS: MASOCHIST

Complete the entire game without failing.