Global Gameplay Stats

Coming Out on Top

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 32
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85.3%

The Bad Roommate, Part One

Use Ian's lube.
72.3%

The Bad Roommate, Part Two

Use Ian's toy.
67.7%

Honor Roll

Graduate with honors.
53.8%

Puttin' On The Ritz

Wear a top hat.
48.0%

Film Buff

Make it through the award winning film, "While I Sleep"
47.5%

Friends and Lovers

Get Ian's romantic ending.
43.4%

Touchdown

Get Brad's romantic ending.
42.6%

Hostage Situation

Survive a kidnapping.
39.4%

Dat Ass

Taste one of life's finer pleasures.
38.1%

Doin' It: Desk Edition

Get busy on a desk.
38.1%

Just Desserts

Try an exotic ice cream flavor.
36.8%

Mug Shot

Get your mugshot taken.
35.0%

Teacher's Pet

Get Alex's romantic ending.
33.7%

Cavity Search

Get your cavity searched.
30.8%

Save the Fish

Take a laxative.
27.5%

Trivia Buff

Win a game of trivia.
27.4%

Wallbreaker

Break the fourth wall.
27.0%

Monkeying Around

Go with Ian to South America.
26.2%

Milk Drinker

Drink milk like a boss.
24.9%

Cookolding

Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.
23.5%

Isn't It Romantic

Get Amos's romantic ending.
23.0%

After Party

Get Jed's sexual ending.
22.7%

Music Maker

Get Jed's romantic ending.
21.9%

Always Faithful

Get Phil's romantic ending.
21.1%

Cupcake Is Good

Enjoy a cupcake.
18.8%

Love Knows No Bounds

Romance your pet fish.
16.0%

Darwin Award

Jump up and down in a broken elevator.
14.9%

The Powers That Be

Attempt to take down your university's corrupt athletics department.
12.0%

Plant Killer

Uproot a plant for a loved one.
10.8%

Snip Snip

Sell a personal item that belongs to a famous pop star.
10.7%

Destroyer

Destroy a construction site.
10.0%

The Rickroller

Commit the crime of rickrolling.