Animal Lover

Good Intern

Suffered for the sake of unpaid labor.

Naked As The Day He Was Born

Temporarily saved Edmund from his animal form. Expect more easy achievements.

Cat-Man's World

Temporarily saved Frankie from his animal form. He's one of the two 'bara' characters.

Making Out With The Ferret Man

It makes sense in context, mom. Temporarily saved Kyle from his animal form.

Sexy Gentle Giant

Temporarily saved Miguel from his animal form. He's the other 'bara' character.

Where Did His Glasses Come From?

Temporarily saved Charlie from his animal form. Would you kiss a bear to save a hot guy?

Buck-Wild Adventure

Your chances of saving these boys are looking nice. Real f*ckin' nice.

Well That Was Awkward

There's No Fixing This

Certified Non-Pirate

The End, Good or Bad

See?

You can't be givin' away your property like some kinda mook! You got financial interests to look out for, see?

Party Girl

Learned The Truth The Easy Way

Additional Thanks Pending

Ha Ha, F*** You, Kyle!

Not Sure How To Respond

Cage-Rattling Anarcho-Hippie

Sided with Kyle.

Filthy Bourgeois Loyalist

Sided with Edmund.

Threw Frankie Under The Bus

Learned The Truth The Hard Way

Canon End

No Dinner 'Til Brooklyn

Serial Pervert