Why Do Boys Play Games?

I Love my Team!

Finish drafting your team.

Unscathed

Finish a match having not lost a player.

Porcelain Enthusiast

Nothing Can Ever be Simple...

Stumble upon something you shouldn't have.

Pinball

Use five drags in a single turn with Rock Powers.

Boy Bowl Champion

Win the championship!

Ironman

Finish the final match of the game having not lost a player.

See Ya Next Season!

Finish the game.

Yearn for the Mines

Delve beneath the clubhouse.

Something Weird This Way Comes

Explore the clubhouse basement.

Bawk Bawk

Fully Loaded

Upgrade your team for the final time.

I Get By

Get closer to your leaguemates and finish the regular season.

Long Live the King

Reach two hundred max health with Eric Henderson.

The Jet Plane

Defeat three enemies in one turn with Jeff Justinson.

The Team Doctor

Heal 300 health over the course of a single match with one player.

Tank

Absorb a football with Trevor Kalcium.

Outta My Way!

Knockback five entities on a single breakaway run.

Taking Turns

Defeat an enemy after receiving a screen pass.

Plague

Kill three enemies with poison in a single match.

Pwn3d

Win an online match.