Killer Chat! - Original Edition

Officially A Slaughterhouse Loser

Finish your first playthrough of Killer Chat!

Call the Cops

Yeah, you're getting out of there.

Ronin's """Bad""" Ending

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Ronin's """Good""" Ending

Misaki's """Bad""" Ending

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Angel's """Bad""" Ending

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

V's """Bad""" Ending

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

V's """Good""" Ending

Plot Holes

Oops. That's on you for lying...

WELCOME TO OVERKILL!

Welcome back to the Slaughterhouse, loser! We've missed ya.

Misaki's """Good""" Ending

JAILBIRD WOES

Your serial killer boyfriend's bailing you out of jail. Isn't that crazy?

ACE TEN

What a cute name for a cute rat!

BIRTHDAY BOY

Happy birthday, Ronin!

WITH PIZZAZZ

Why is Ronin's snake a pizza topping?

IT'S A SHOWDOWN

It's time to get smoked by wildfiresong.

ORGAN CONTROL

Call animal... er, organ control? ... Yeah, 's not like anyone else is gonna use this... you might as well.

SURF'S UP!

Time to die! Or not. Well. The fate of Luca's buddies are in your hands...

HEART

Apparently this had belonged to "The Skinner", once ago.

ANGEL'S BIGGEST FAN

Yeah, so what if a girl wants to play dangerously on the ironic knife's edge?

WILD DUCK CHASE

If this doesn't win Vince over, you don't know what will.

A MENTORSHIP IN MAFIOSOING

Somehow, you've helped V get out of his Mafia rut. Hopefully he puts what you've said to him in practice...

DUCK HUNTER

Look atcha go, grabbing the Sunset Slasher's dreams. Good for you! Maybe he won't kill you after all.

DUCK DAD

This was the plan!

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

Congrats, y'did it. Luca's pals live to surf another day... for now.

RECIPE FOR DISASTER

We love you, Ai Hua.

SIX-TWELVE JACKDAW

A slushie and Misaki at Six-Twelve. Feels idyllic.

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACCION...

Angel can probably make it on her own, but that doesn't mean she can't have your helping hand.

V'S GOAT CHILD

He is with child.

CANON...?

Hell yeah, it paid off! And you didn't even commission the kill!

DADDY ISSUES

POTTING HUMAN FLOWERS

Murder can be pretty, too!

SPIRIT PARK

Nothing could be more perfect.

DISPOSAL DATE

Is there anything more romantic than cutting up a corpse with Valentin himself?

MAFIA TIME!

You're doing it! Playing Mafia like all serials are supposed to.

FLOWERING EYES

It's beautiful.

MISAKI'S BIRTHDAY

Happy birthday, Misaki!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, V!

Happy birthday, V!

THANKS, MOM AND DAD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGEL!

Happy birthday, Angel!

SEASONED MAFIOSO

Win the Mafia game with V is for Vigilante. Good job to you, loser!

CHANTEL ROWAN SUPERFAN!

Your favorite serial killer's favorite... artist!

DRESS-UP DOLL

It's just like playing with Barbies! Well. A serial killer Barbie.

TALK OF THE TOWN

Spreading rumours, spreading lies, spreadin' new serial names. Sure you're not a writer?

MAVERICK OF DEATH

Kill Luca during the Slaughterhouse's game of Mafia.

SINEWS

Apparently this had belonged to one of Ronin's... art pieces, once ago.

WE LOVE ENDANGERING LIVES FOR THE MISAKI KISSY KISSY

The danger is well worth it.

NO (P)UN!

Misaki won the pun battle!

Angel's """Good""" Ending

INTESTINES

Apparently this had belonged to someone on... "Devil's Cradle". Or did it?

BLOODHOUND SHIPPER

Yeah, yeah, we know what you are.

SERIAL KILLER PRIDE?!

Happy Pride from the Slaughterhouse Losers!

BUTCHER'S VERMIN

You've witnessed The Butcher's vermin. How viscerally cute!

GALLBLADDER

Apparently this had belonged to a 'piece of shit'.

VINCE'S FAVORITE

No way, you actually did it.

THE ORGANIST

THE WINTER STALKER

PART-TIME PR MANAGER

Yay! If only you could add PR managing a serial killer to your resume...

ASSASSIN ASSASSINATION!

Kill Misaki during the Slaughterhouse's game of Mafia.

MURDERVERSARY!

PUSHING UP DAISIES

Whoopsies. Luca's pals have kicked the bucket, and you're kinda at fault. Good for you...?

TOWNIE SWEEP

Lose your game of Mafia. You'll get 'em next time.

GOLD STAR FOR YOU

UH, MARIA CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW?

Angel's self-preservation is not preserving.

IF FOOD BE THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE, FEAST ON

Is it a shock the oleander likes to feed?

YOU AREN'T FUNNY.

Ha ha.

PWNING THE PUNMASTER :3

You won the pun battle!

RIUSTUBE SENSATION

You're a star! Well, Angel is. But it's a duo effort, this one.

GRASS-FED CHERNOBYL COW MEAT

All grand romances have to be Slightly Toxic for all occasions.

CANONISING HEADCANONS

... Guess you really can shape a story, huh?

DARKNET CONNOISSEUR

Don't get so good at this you go running into another serial killer server. What're we gonna do without ya?

GEESE HUNTER

Hunting geese? Not exactly the assignment, but you were never one to play by the rules

GOOSE DAD

This was not the plan.

SEAGULL HUNTER

God help you.

SEAGULL DAD

This is basically you setting the plan on fire.

NO ORGANS FOR YOU!

It's not like you wanted one anyway...

DEVILISH V

V's extremely hot now. Add horns. You might just combust.

EXECUTE YOURSELF

DEVIL'S BUTCHER FANTASY

Yeah, those files on Ronin sound pretty gnarly.

SAVE A LIFE...?

Happy Pride...?

BIRTHDAY BUDDIES!

You share a birthday with Angel!

TOXIC BACKUP PLANS

Who plans Murder just in Case...? You, duh.

THAT'S FOR STEALING MY LUNCH

Your coworkers are gonna get a real taste of their own Medicine!

OH, THE HORROR!

This poor goat is never going to live her name down!

INSATIABLE DEATH