Global Gameplay Stats

GameStonk Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 38
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59.9%

The Hustle is Real

48.9%

Five Stars of Desperation

Max your store rating to 5.0. Fake reviews totally count.
48.5%

Justice Served

Mug a Thief. Neighbourhood approves (kind of).
47.8%

Grand Opening

Open your store on Day 1. Hope your grandpa's proud.
44.9%

Tiny Shop, Big Dreams

Expand your store once. Now with extra disappointment.
41.6%

Collateral Damage

Mug an innocent. Oops, wrong hoodie.
41.5%

RGB Certified

Deploy 3 colors of colored shelves. Because color = profit.
41.3%

One Hundred Dollar Cardtridge

Sell a game for more than $100. Someone overpaid.
39.8%

Makeover

Change a skin. Retail therapy for pixels.
33.4%

Salary Simulator

Pay Salaries. It hurts every time.
33.3%

Fully Equipped

Use all 8 starting modifier slots.
31.3%

New Vibes, Same Debt

Change the radio channel.
30.4%

Pickpocket

Loot more than $100. You still can't afford the next AAA.
30.0%

Infinite Roll Theory

Roll a Galactic retro. RNGesus has blessed you.
26.5%

The 1,000 Club

Reach your first 1,000 All Time High. You're Stonk-curious.
24.0%

Collector's Catastrophe

Sell a game for more than $1,000. You just scammed a legend.
20.7%

Minor Buff, Major Ego

Upgrade a powerup. You're OP now.
18.5%

Serial Roller

Open 100 retro rolls. You worship RNG now.
17.3%

Bulk Buyer Syndrome

Order 15 items at once. Your storage space just quit.
16.0%

Galactic Raider

Loot a Galactic chest.
15.4%

Rebrand, Reborn

Rename your store. Fresh coat of paint, same chaos.
14.6%

Mall Manager Moment

Expand your store 10x. You're the Bezos of 8-bit retail.
12.9%

Good Earner

Loot more than $1,000. Get your grandpa a gift.
11.2%

Early Bankruptcy

Fail for the first time. Failure builds character, and retros.
11.1%

Five Rerolls of Regret

Reroll the truck 5 times in a row. Gambling is a business expense.
6.2%

Union-Busting Simulator

Deploy 5 stockers. You've created a logistics cult.
5.8%

The 50,000 Flex

Reach 50,000 ATH. Your accountant is concerned.
4.3%

Commercial Overlord

Expand your store 30x. Your rent cries in terror.
4.2%

Six-Figure Grind

Reach 100,000 ATH. Please remember to hydrate.
3.6%

Min Max

Max a powerup. No looking back.
3.2%

Ultra Deluxe Investor's Edition

Sell a game for more than $20,000. NFTs are jealous.
2.9%

Checkout Conga Line

Deploy 5 cashiers. Customer service achieved critical mass.
2.7%

The Infinite Spin

Open 10,000 retro rolls. You might need help.
2.2%

Rockefeller

Loot more than $10,000. Not a crime, a statistic.
1.8%

The Last Pixel

Beat Survivor Mode.
1.2%

The Stonk Wizard

Max all powerups. You've transcended capitalism.
1.1%

Pocket Change Billionnaire

Have a balance of $10,000,000. You can finally afford therapy.
0.5%

To The Moon

Reach 1,000,000 ATH. Elon is jealous.