Global Gameplay Stats

Nerd Simulator

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 50
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35.1%

IT-Jesus

Configure the Doors XD system
33.9%

First Pee

Take a pee
33.0%

What a Nightmare!

Defeat your nightmare
28.4%

First Poop

Take a poop
24.6%

How Can I Help You?

Go to therapy
24.2%

Golden Fish

Fulfill the golden fish’s first wish
24.2%

Picasso

Sell your first painting
23.0%

Hard Work Pays Off

Get your first job
22.4%

Fit on Paper

Sign up for the gym
21.5%

Starvin’!

Reach a critically low hunger level
20.0%

Cleanup, Cleanup…

Clean the basement
17.2%

Fighter

Win the fight against El Chupacabra
14.6%

Tractor Daddy

Mow all three lawns in a single shift
13.1%

Family First

Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte
13.0%

Bankrupt

Lose all your savings at the casino
12.8%

Black or Red?

Win your first round of roulette
12.6%

Dealer

Sell your first pack
11.7%

Stubborn Mervin

Stand up to your mom in the first conversation
11.5%

Green Reaper

Harvest your first crop
11.5%

First Day on the Job

Survive your first day at work
10.8%

DIY Master

Complete the puzzle
10.2%

Amen!

Complete the church service without catching a single bread
9.7%

Heartbreaker

Talk to every character on Binder
9.5%

Collector

Buy every smoke game
9.3%

Protection Money

Pay your first rent
9.1%

1K Run

Run 1000 meters on the treadmill
8.9%

Stand-up Citizen

Stand up to the police officer at the station
8.6%

Token Hustler

Exchange your chips for cash at the casino
8.1%

Recycling

Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash
8.0%

Wild Dancer

Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake
6.9%

Money Up in Smoke

Spend $5000 in the store
6.7%

Disabled and Happy

Disable your antivirus
4.9%

All In!

Win a game of poker
4.4%

Mommy’s Boy

Don’t move out from your mom’s place
4.4%

I’m Back!

Earn enough money to move out
4.1%

CornHub Gourmet

Order every dish from CornHub
3.9%

Bubblewrap Popper

Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds
3.0%

2.5K Run

Run 2500 meters on the treadmill
2.9%

Einstein

Calculate 2+2 on the calculator
2.8%

Friendo-Eater

Order every dish from Friend Fries
2.7%

Pizza Hurt

Order every dish from Pizza Hurt
2.6%

Habibi Kebs

Order every dish from Habibi Kebab
2.6%

Hacker

Execute any command in Commander
2.5%

Trader

Earn 10K with Big Dig
0.5%

Maybe We Can Talk

Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task
0.5%

5K Run

Run 5000 meters on the treadmill
0.2%

Mom vs Me

Win the fight against your mom
0.2%

10K Run

Run 10,000 meters on the treadmill
0.2%

Shopaholic

Buy every item on Alfazon
0.2%

Platinum Nerd

Unlock all previous achievements