Taco Terror

Hey, That's My Line!

Insult Your Enemy for the first time

Mmm, So Meaty...

Find Your First Bikini Pic

Easy Button

Win Stock Crasher for the First Time

A Death So Sweet

A Sin I Can Live With

My New Powers And Me

Grab Your First Upgrade

Everything Burns Here

Visit The Oven For The First Time

Chatty Cabron

Listen To A Random Conversation In The World

Brain Food Good

Watch A Bar Movie

Closed For Adventure!

Find Your First Comic Page

Call Me Señor Limpio

Fight Through Horde Mode Once

I Could Eat Off This Floor!

Achieve A High Score In Horde Mode

Be The Beef Cake

Grab All Leg Upgrades

No, I Can't Hold

Order Some Takeout

You Have An Addiction

Choose to Bounce

Come On Down!

Win Middle-Class Questions for the first time

Dynamite In My Fist!

Grab All Melee Upgrades

My Little Friend Grew Up

Grab All Gun Upgrades

I Can Read Your Mind...Gross...

Grab All Head Upgrades

Don't They Look Real?

Grab All Chest Upgrades

The Best-teban I Can Be

Grab All Upgrades

Take That, Your Crusty Dean!

A Bus Pass Well Used

Beach Bodied

Find All Bikini Pics

Barely Remembered, Never Forgotten

Welcome to Skid Row!

Take Down all companies in Stock Crasher

Love The Top Hat!

Win every round of Middle-Class Questions

You're The Fun One, Aren't You?

Choose To Be Responsible

The Grossest Of Sewer Meats

You Can Well-Read My--

Harmonize With The Devil

Sleep Well, My Virile Father

Screw It, I've Got Takeout To Grab

A God With A Gut

I'm Ready To Brunch!

T-Bagged

Well, I've Got A Jetpack Now

Well, I Can Buy A Jetpack Now

Mine Is The Crunch That Shall Shake The Heavens

Can I Interest You in Some Fresh Air?

Beat Taco Terror Twice