Global Gameplay Stats

A Story About Farting

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 100
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94.9%

First Fart!

The first fart is the hardest
89.3%

Bite of sausage!

After eating sausage, it's time for farting
83.7%

Chew it!

Before farting, you have to eat
79.6%

Fart beautiful as a butterfly!

Some farts smell lovely
75.1%

Gas killer!

The smell of this fart can kill you!
75.1%

Cockroaches under the pillows!

Sleep sweetly, princess
73.0%

Does your old man know you're a devourer?

Your old man beeps and farts too!
72.0%

We're farting not sleeping!

What would life be without farting?
68.5%

Burp and fart and then eat!

Fart and eat! That's life.
66.4%

Enjoy your meal, glutton!

In farting is the color of heaven and love
62.9%

Ah, these women! A man would eat them by the spoonful!

Women fart always in a cheerful manner
60.9%

You're a fat guy!

Fat or not - don't worry be happy!
59.8%

May you burst!

The farts are adorable
52.2%

Stinky business

Business is the basis of everything, just like farting
48.7%

Kill me with your breath!

Fart gives life and sometimes kills....
47.2%

Cow, served!

A cow also farts, and sometimes it stinks
46.1%

Flies fly to shit

But you are beautiful!
45.6%

Porker!

Fat or not, eat and fart!
45.1%

Body positive

Every person is beautiful!
42.6%

Set the fart free!

Release the fart, loosen the blockage in the butt
41.1%

Man, I would eat something!

I mean seriously I would have already eaten something....
40.1%

Beggars can't be choosers

The truth and it's holy!
39.5%

Hocus pocus, fart!

Abracadabra!
39.5%

A rooster on a stick!

What is going on here!
39.5%

I'm going to explode!

or let out a fart...
39.0%

Big belly, big power!

Do you have that too?
39.0%

Lecher!

You would be ashamed of yourself!
39.0%

Play, music!

Mozart farted too
38.5%

Folks, someone has overeaten here!

I like this feeling :D
38.5%

The roosters are also farting!

We all fart, that's life :)
38.5%

Fart and listen!

Are we listening to music or maybe farting?
38.5%

Flatulence Fanatic

Sniff the scent of victory.
38.5%

The Pig in Wonderland

And that divine smile....
38.5%

Appetite comes with eating

I absolutely agree with this!
38.5%

Farts can be surprising!

Everyone knows about it
38.0%

Stench Enthusiast

Dive deep into the aroma abyss.
37.5%

Loosen up your fart!

It will come out to your health!
37.5%

You look bad from your belly

but it could have been worse
37.5%

Pregnancy belly

This is just the last pizza :D
37.5%

Still not enough for him!

There will never be enough
37.5%

Dancing, carousing, frolic!

As Mr. Thaddeus used to say
37.5%

Is there an explosion coming?

Yes, it is possible!
37.5%

Axe, hoe, naked woman!

As the Polish proverb says
37.5%

Bombardment with farts

Mercilessly!
37.0%

Cheers!

Cheers to the ladies and gentlemen
37.0%

I would sooner fail than give up

Les visiteurs it was a great movie!
37.0%

Monster or belly?

In my opinion, both
36.0%

Even a fly farts!

Gasses like to fly
36.0%

Flies like vultures!

Pretty disgusting
36.0%

We will be torn apart by farts, not crows!

There was even once such a book
36.0%

A swine and a pig in one!

So it goes, the very truth
36.0%

Ladies and gentlemen, burp with us!

And all together, but louder!
33.5%

Countdown to explosion

Any minute now...
32.9%

Explosion! There was even once such a book

Congratulations!!! The farts are finally free!
32.9%

Burp Novice

Bask in the belch symphony.
26.3%

Foul Fragrance Fiend

Embrace the essence of foul fiendishness!
24.3%

Pungent Connoisseur

Master the art of odorous excellence!
23.8%

You swine!

You are disgusting is an understatement!
21.3%

Gasoline Lover

Fuel your obsession with foul fumes.
20.8%

Nostril Nightmare

Haunt the nasal passages with horror!
20.8%

Fartologist

Analyze the anatomy of flatulence!
20.8%

Bovine Blaster

Unleash the bovine blast!
18.7%

Porcine Puffer

Puff up with porcine prowess.
18.2%

Flatulence Aficionado

Devote yourself to the art of gas!
17.7%

Piggy Perfumer

Craft putrid piggy perfumes!
16.7%

Farting Farmer

Farm farts with fervor.
16.2%

Toxicologist

Study the chemistry of stench!
14.7%

Fart Factory

Manufacture a plethora of pungency!
14.7%

Swine Symphony

Symphonize the swinish sounds!
14.2%

Stinkologist

Explore the science of stink!
13.7%

Stenchy Sow

Sow stench with swagger
13.1%

Gaseous Gambler

Bet on the unpredictability of gas!
13.1%

Snorting_Scentmaster

Master of snorting scents.
13.1%

Gassy Grunter

Grunter with gusto.
13.1%

Fetid Farrower

Farrow forth fetid fumes.
13.1%

Swine Squaller

Squaller from swine.
12.6%

Gas Guru

Achieve enlightenment through emissions.
12.6%

Belly Beatboxer

Rhythmically rumble your gut!
12.6%

Aromatic Maestro

Conduct the orchestra of odor!
12.6%

Malodorous Maestro

Master the maestro of malodorous melodies.
12.6%

Stinkhog Hero

Hero of the stinkhog
12.6%

Fetid Fart Fanfare

Fanfare of fetid farts
12.6%

Flatulence Fury

Fury of flatulence
12.6%

Rump Ripper

Rip the rump with force.
12.6%

Blast Brigade

Lead the brigade of blasts.
12.6%

Gas Geyser

Erupt with gas
12.1%

Toxic Typhoon

Cause a toxic typhoon
12.1%

Stench Commander

Command the stench with authority
12.1%

Gaseous Gladiator

Battle as a gaseous gladiator
12.1%

Belch Bombardier

Bombard with belches.
12.1%

Stench Sovereign

Assert sovereignty over stench
12.1%

Belch Berserker

Go berserk with belches.
12.1%

Stench Samurai

Wield the sword of stink!
12.1%

Farting Phenom

Achieve legendary status through farting
12.1%

Gassy Guardian

Gassy Protect the realms with potent gas!
12.1%

Pungent Picasso

Paint with the palette of putrid!
12.1%

Flatulence Philanthropist

Generously share the gift of gas.
12.1%

Odorous Overlord

Dominate with your noxious dominance!
12.1%

Farting Fascinator

Fascinate with formidable flatulence
12.1%

Stink Stalwart

Stalwart in the realm of stink.