Global Gameplay Stats

Squirrel Stapler

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 8
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91.7%

Whee!

Find an energy drink
73.8%

Shady

Commit sins at The Shady Shack
69.3%

God is Here

Finish the game
53.9%

The Stapler Becomes the Stapled

Die
52.1%

Art Will Destroy the Artist

Read about The Artist
42.2%

Oh...

Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels
39.7%

Everything is Quiet

Read the reports
22.6%

Tftc!

Unlock GIANT SQUIRRELS mode