Global Gameplay Stats

Vampire Therapist

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 34
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95.0%

First Blood

Found your first cognitive distortion.
85.6%

Dark Pupil

Learned about cognitive distortions.
79.9%

Confident Cowboy

Got five distortions correct in a row.
73.2%

Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo

Drank fresh blood for the first time.
71.8%

Holstered up

Learned 5 cognitive distortions.
66.3%

First Blood Part II

Completed your first client session.
57.4%

Nice Shootin'

Got ten distortions correct in a row.
34.5%

Lurid Detail

Survived Lord Luridus's session.
30.6%

Flawless Victory

Had a flawless client session.
20.0%

Theatre Buff

19.9%

Distortionception

Found a distortion within a distortion.
19.6%

Master of the Mind

Got twenty distortions correct in a row.
17.6%

Concentrating Compadre

Kept perfect focus during meditation.
16.6%

Distortion Master

Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.
15.9%

Harmonious Healing

Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.
15.4%

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

Gave Isabella something to smile about.
15.1%

Stanislavski's Bane

Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.
14.5%

Data Driven

Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.
13.5%

Historical Preservation

Saved an ancient vampire.
13.5%

Into the Moonrise

Completed the game.
13.2%

Diligent Desperado

Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.
13.0%

A Vampire of Taste

Showed your quality — of the very highest.
10.0%

Ashcroft's Enemy

Suggested some tasteful nudity.
6.2%

There Ought to Be Clowns

Defended a clown who didn't need help.
6.2%

Two to Tango

Complete your first couples therapy session.
5.1%

Vive la France

Learned all you could about the French Revolution.
4.9%

Carry On My Wayward Son

Rescue a discontented child.
4.8%

Gimme That Old Time Religion

Help a client find a new path.
4.6%

Mortal Temptations

Take a chance on love.
4.4%

True Believer

Had faith in modern political systems.
4.2%

Shot in the Dark

Misidentify a malcontent.
3.7%

Bachanalia

Showed deep interest in musical theory.
2.9%

Mean Hombre

Ruined someone's night.
1.7%

Slow Learner