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ACHIEVEMENTS (30)
Press E To Continue

Press E To Continue

Start the game :)
93.2%
open the door

open the door

open that door ! only 1% of the worlds brightest and smartest population could figure this one otu
90.6%
Open the quest menu

Open the quest menu

if you can't figure how to do this... cmon. read the dialogs
79.2%
Finsih the flashback

Finsih the flashback

Finish the flashback! Learn why people hate you !
74.2%
You're pretty much Columbia University at this point

You're pretty much Columbia University at this point

Help out the mansion guy
57.0%
Yap a lot

Yap a lot

37.4%
Guy Vs Zombies Protecting Plants

Guy Vs Zombies Protecting Plants

Parody law is very clear abotu this but anyone can still sue anyone for anything so please do not sue me
35.3%
give the liberal a fish

give the liberal a fish

hes a liebral because hes a crybasby who dfoesnt do his own work >:( handout from governmnts
27.1%
Go to the ruins and feed the tiger

Go to the ruins and feed the tiger

Go to the ruins and feed the tiger. This is in the game because I madfe it first and then built a whole game
22.2%
youre so nice

youre so nice

give the guy the coffee maker
17.2%
this is what politics is all about (i assume)

this is what politics is all about (i assume)

turn on the lever and get the heck out of dodge in scifi wrold
16.9%
Kill the mushroom boss

Kill the mushroom boss

you didn't to do that. she did nothing wrong. you're a bad person if you finish this quest. and why? so yo ucan get an achievment? dumb. u deserve the bad ending
16.6%
can you figure out what to do with the staff?

can you figure out what to do with the staff?

take a guess, a gander,. there's acoin in this levle
16.3%
SLAC

SLAC

Help out the guys from the liberal arts cfollege in Nautre World
16.0%
Retribution For The Ghost

Retribution For The Ghost

Give the Ghost Retribution..
14.6%
Get THat Bag!!!

Get THat Bag!!!

GFet the bag in skeleton quest world and finisht hat quest!!!
13.4%
Real Completionist

Real Completionist

Get ALL the EFTs
12.2%
Job For The Hand

Job For The Hand

do the job for the hand. originally this quest had a differetn name but i made it more family friendly bc i didnt want steam to ban me
11.6%
you're a racer

you're a racer

good job on winning that race
10.5%
This quest is pretty hard

This quest is pretty hard

Kill the birds in nature world
9.0%
Play soccer and win

Play soccer and win

5 goals baby!!!
8.1%
the reward is friends you made along the way

the reward is friends you made along the way

kill the evil big lady who doesnt look like anyone really dont worry about it
6.1%
Respect Women

Respect Women

Respect. Women. This quest qactually autounlocoked for me.
5.8%
I would love my wife regardless of what she turned into

I would love my wife regardless of what she turned into

even if it was a corn, i would love her. i would love her so much
5.5%
Dank !

Dank !

it physically pained me to ad dthis world to the game
4.0%
beat the game

beat the game

you gotta bea tthe game. I wonder if anyone will ever get this achievement is ure hope so.
3.5%