Global Gameplay Stats

Do Not Press The Button (or You'll Delete the Multiverse)

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 9
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83.2%

Destroyer Of Everything

Press The Button For The First time
50.8%

No Wi-Fi Naming Privileges

Make The Dev Lose Wi-Fi Naming Privileges
48.7%

Watch Paint Dry

Discover the Paint Dry Room
42.5%

The Embarrassing Backstory

Discover The Developer's Secret History Room
28.8%

The 3 Existential Questions

Discover the Existential Room
28.8%

Chair Freedom

Help Free The Chairs
16.1%

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12.1%

The Secret Project

Discover The "Crowbar Simulator 3" Room
10.9%

Cake King

Get 8 Out Of 8 On "Real or Cake"