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ACHIEVEMENTS (14)
Nice!

Nice!

Get a truly "nice!" number on the results screen
11.3%
Line Defended

Line Defended

Defeat all bosses on any difficulty
11.3%
Snipe - The Sniper

Snipe - The Sniper

Get 25k critical hits/headshots
11.3%
Sward - The Swordfighter

Sward - The Swordfighter

Complete the game on Medium and unlock Sward
11.3%
Ouch! That's Gotta Hurt!

Ouch! That's Gotta Hurt!

Take an arrow between the knees
9.4%
Ron - The Sorcerer

Ron - The Sorcerer

Complete the game on Impossible and unlock Ron
7.5%
Sparrow - The Pirate

Sparrow - The Pirate

Complete the game on Don't Even Try and unlock Sparrow
5.6%
Swindle - The Shopkeep

Swindle - The Shopkeep

Complete 15 rounds on Noe More difficulty without paying taxes and unlock Swindle
5.6%
Not Feeling So Well

Not Feeling So Well

Receive the Poisoned status debuff
3.7%
Learning To Parry

Learning To Parry

Successfully parry a projectile
3.7%
Look How They Massacred My Boy!

Look How They Massacred My Boy!

Lose 500HP while already lethally injured
1.8%
Freeplay Fiend

Freeplay Fiend

Get 10 rounds into freeplay
1.8%
Traffic Redirected!

Traffic Redirected!

Parry a car
1.8%
Parry Master

Parry Master

Successfully parry 50 or more projectiles in a single round
1.8%