The Lies We Tell Ourselves

Drunken Logic

Climb over Marangi's fence — "He could have climbed over from literally anywhere else!"

I Must Reflect On This

Solve the missing portrait puzzle — "You know, because of the mirror... shut up, I'm funny!"

Animal Farm, Really?

Exit the childhood room — "I read it when I was 6 and it changed my life!"

Introspective My Axe!

Use the assembled axe to access the wardrobe — "Duct tape solves every problem, but can it patch the leak in my soul?"

Carly Simon Would Be So Proud!

Motherload Of Problems

Escape Mother's Room — "You left just before she started asking why you’re not married yet."

Amazing Game Design!

Acquire Spark of Volition — "Give the player a new toy to keep gameplay fresh..."

Aunt Agatha Is Scum!

Listen to church gossip — "I heard she drowns puppies in her spare time"

Father-Figure It Out

Escape Father's Room — "The laptop could have had more interactable icons, but eeh..."

Questionable Game Design!

Lose Spark of Volition — "...Then take it immediately away!"

I Must Reflect On This Too

Defeat Chapter 1 Boss — "It's still funny dammit!"

Nurture And Nature

Complete Chapter 1 — "It takes both to make a perfectly dysfunctional adult!"

Patience Of A Saint

That's Bait!

I Know What I'm Doing!