Stick It to the Stickman

You can't fire me, I quit

Defeat your boss to become your boss

Going public

Become listed on the Stockmarket

Learn to drive

Get your Driver's license

Oriented

Work a day shift at the Fulfillment Center

up the corporate ladder

climb 100 ladders

We only come out at night

Work the Night Shift

Fight with both hands behind my back

Watch a ranked Cage Fight

un-fired

Extinguish the fire on a burning coworker

Red-gicide

Destroy all the wooden CEO cutouts in the city

Color profiling

Evade the police by spraying your whole body a different color

Unemployable

Fists of retrenchment

Perform 100 consecutive punches