Global Gameplay Stats

Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 35
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87.9%

Neodog

The gizmograph is man's best friend.
69.2%

Big Crunch

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
68.8%

Zoomorphic

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
58.8%

Metamorphosis

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
47.3%

Chain Reaction

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
46.9%

Polymorphic

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
46.0%

Magic Number

Abracadabra, call and speak!
44.2%

Convergence

Where two can chat, three can chat.
35.9%

Xenomorphic

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
33.5%

Cosmic Inflation

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
33.4%

Xenolinguistic

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
29.2%

Big Bang

Every outcome requires a catalyst.
28.2%

Chrononaut

These relics hold stories from the past.
24.3%

Star Person

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
23.0%

Neutron

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
18.1%

Quantum

That's quite a bit of money
16.2%

Newspad

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
14.0%

Work Principle

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
13.6%

Anti-particle

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
12.7%

Futuristic Manifesto

You didn't have to show the artist.
12.7%

Fabric of Spacetime

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
12.7%

Band-limited Channel

Filk the music, help your folks!
12.3%

Holistic Investigation

The real crime would be not testifying.
10.8%

Infinite Improbability

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
9.4%

The Law of Robotics

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
9.4%

Particle

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.
9.0%

Theory of Everything

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
8.1%

Kessler's Syndrome

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
7.0%

Madtrix

Have you tried to reboot the universe?
6.9%

Electron

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.
6.7%

Brown Dwarf

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.
5.7%

Missing Link

People who don't fit in are expelled.
5.6%

Proton

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.
4.9%

Escape Pod

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
3.4%

Hive Mind

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.