Global Gameplay Stats

Employee of the Month

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 33
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76.2%

Part-Time Employee

70.7%

Wrong Number

Called an available phone number.
68.0%

Impending heart attack

Gulped down some form of drink.
64.8%

RIP In Peace

You died lmao.
63.9%

Parkour

Fell out of bounds.
62.1%

Silence!

Interrupt Manger.
53.3%

Welcome to Gran Turbismo

52.2%

Hackerman

45.0%

Where are the cartoon animals?

Landed a 3 pointer.
28.4%

Whale

Obtained an SSR drop from a gacha machine.
27.2%

Full-Time Employee

25.8%

Lactose

25.8%

Overachiever

Did a task that wasn't on the list.
25.0%

The Developer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

16.4%

Mr Bones

15.4%

Fiend

11.8%

Stonks

11.5%

Window Shopping

Spend 15 minutes loitering without picking up the first task sheet during the intro.
8.2%

Crippled

7.2%

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

6.9%

God Speedrunner

6.8%

My lungs!

6.1%

Remember Dashcon?

4.8%

Who the hell is this?

Placed all five polaroid photos on the 'Banned customers' board.
4.7%

Mr Hugh Jass

Called all available phone numbers.
4.4%

Observator

Read all of the Janitor's notes.
3.7%

[REDACTED]

3.6%

The full picture

Read all Newspapers.
3.1%

Mr Worldwide

3.0%

Ice-cube connoisseur

2.3%

Omega Speedrunner

2.1%

Ultimate Speedrunner

1.6%

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