Global Gameplay Stats

Employee of the Month

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 33
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76.1%

Part-Time Employee

70.4%

Wrong Number

Called an available phone number.
67.6%

Impending heart attack

Gulped down some form of drink.
64.4%

RIP In Peace

You died lmao.
64.0%

Parkour

Fell out of bounds.
61.9%

Silence!

Interrupt Manger.
53.5%

Welcome to Gran Turbismo

52.2%

Hackerman

45.2%

Where are the cartoon animals?

Landed a 3 pointer.
28.6%

Whale

Obtained an SSR drop from a gacha machine.
27.4%

Full-Time Employee

26.0%

Overachiever

Did a task that wasn't on the list.
25.8%

Lactose

25.1%

The Developer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

16.4%

Mr Bones

15.5%

Fiend

11.8%

Stonks

11.7%

Window Shopping

Spend 15 minutes loitering without picking up the first task sheet during the intro.
8.1%

Crippled

7.2%

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

6.9%

God Speedrunner

6.7%

My lungs!

6.0%

Remember Dashcon?

4.8%

Who the hell is this?

Placed all five polaroid photos on the 'Banned customers' board.
4.6%

Mr Hugh Jass

Called all available phone numbers.
4.2%

Observator

Read all of the Janitor's notes.
3.7%

[REDACTED]

3.5%

The full picture

Read all Newspapers.
3.0%

Mr Worldwide

3.0%

Ice-cube connoisseur

2.2%

Omega Speedrunner

2.0%

Ultimate Speedrunner

1.6%

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