Global Gameplay Stats

Acquitted

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 31
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48.7%

Outperforming Game Journalists

You beat the first level. Not everyone can.
48.3%

Precision

Achieve a 2 headshot spree.
40.8%

Balloon Popper

50 headshots. Not bad kid.
38.9%

Funny how these just showed up the day before…

Get hit by a brick.
37.4%

What are you, five?!

Get hit by five peepeepoopoo.
33.2%

You Missed Something

Miss a weapon drop (they spawn again, don't worry).
28.9%

Moby Dick

Defeat a landwhale.
22.5%

Better than Biceps

Achieve a 5 headshot spree.
15.7%

Drenched

Get hit by 50 peepeepoopoos.
15.6%

Rush Hour

Defeat 50 braindead while the energy drink is still in effect.
13.3%

Untouchable

Beat a level without getting hurt.
12.6%

Elven Aim

Achieve a 10 headshot spree.
10.1%

Touchdown!

Chop off 10 heads.
8.7%

Streetsweeper!

Remove a tank corpse from the map.
7.5%

Knife to a Gunfight

Defeat 100 knife-wielding enemies.
6.7%

Dressed for a day in Chicago

Pick up 100 armored vests.
6.6%

It's Ma'am!

Defeat your first Ma'am tank.
4.5%

You Dropped This

Congratulations king, you completed the warmup. All weapons will now be unlocked by default. The real challenge is about to begin.
4.3%

Anyone need a medic?

Pick up 100 health packs.
4.0%

Trophy Wives

Defeat 10 Ma'am tanks.
3.4%

Heart Attack

Drink 100 energy drinks (don't actually do it).
2.0%

Second Amendment Enjoyer

Beat level 30.
1.9%

Autonomous Zone

Place 100 barricades.
1.3%

Themis Appreciator

Beat level 40.
1.0%

Pulling an All-Nighter

Beat level 50.
0.9%

Self-Defense Specialist

Beat level 60.
0.8%

We're Gonna Need More Ammo

Beat level 70.
0.8%

Court Loyalty Stamp Card

Beat level 80.
0.7%

Nemesis of the Braindead

Beat level 90.
0.5%

Defender of Freedom

Beat level 100.
0.5%

Grand Master

Beat levels 1 to 20 without getting hurt.