Global Gameplay Stats

Stalks Stalks Stalks

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 25
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56.6%

Congratulations!!! Congratulations! Congratulations...

Congratulations! You won one game!
42.3%

The Splits

Hey, your stalk split! Is that good? Is that bad? Who can say what anything is these days.
37.8%

Bankrupt!!!

Your stalk went bankrupt? It went to zero? They're allowed to do that?
34.0%

Howdy Cowpoke

That yeehaw was much obliged, pardner
32.5%

2x

You doubled your investment! Wow! Whoa!
32.2%

1/2

You lost half your starting money! Boo!
32.2%

Mortgage

You played a 30 year game! Hopefully you made enough to pay off that mortgage!
31.5%

You're Fired!

Boo!!! You Stink! You lost a game! You're fired!
31.1%

All In

300 shares of an individual stalk? Let's frickin go!
26.4%

A Poor Man's Game

You finished with a networth below $100! Impressive ineptitude!
24.5%

In Your Debt

You took out a loan! Good luck paying it back!
24.3%

A New Century Dawns

You played a 99 year game. Why? Is this a call for help.
19.8%

FREEDOM!!!!

You paid off your loan! You're free, for now...
19.1%

Whoops! Lost All Your Moneyy

You forgot to pay your loan and lost all your money! Too bad!
18.4%

A Rich Man's Game

You finished a game with over 50,000 networth! Congratulations!
16.2%

Diversified

Owning at least 10 shares of every stalk and bond? Interesting strategy. I hope it works out for you (get a load of this guy lol)
15.6%

Two Commas

Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 million!
14.8%

Rookie Numbers

10 wins? You got to pump those numbers up if you want to make it in this racket
13.7%

There's Always Next Year

10 loses? Happens to everyone. You're just trying to get your sea legs. It takes some longer than others...
13.6%

Old Timer

After 100 yeehaws, it's still tickles my bits to see a familiar face such as yourself
12.9%

DSM­5 Diagnostic Criteria: Gambling Disorder

1,000 loses? It's time for a talk...
12.9%

Time to Retire

After 1,000 wins, haven't you made enough money? What could you possibly need any more for?
12.9%

Fiduciary

Whoa, after 100 wins, looks like you can start making these trades legally (if you want to)
12.9%

Three Commas

Have a cumulative liftime net worth of over 1 billion!
12.8%

Career Change?

Oof, 100 loses? Are you sure you want to keep doing this? I don't think it's working out.