Global Gameplay Stats

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Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 81
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96.7%

Rank B Level 1 Achievement

What is the meaning of life?
96.1%

Accessorise

Oooh look at you!
73.9%

Between the Cheeks

Aim true and land an arrow in the crack
64.3%

Rank B Level 2 Achievement

What is consciousness?
59.2%

Doh!

React without thinking
54.8%

Rank B Level 3 Achievement

What does your soul smell like?
50.1%

Picture Perfect

Get all 5 photos without screwing up
45.2%

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof!
41.4%

99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One

Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello
40.5%

Rank B Level 4 Achievement

Why is ice cream so yummy?
36.8%

QWERTY

Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare
36.1%

Act of Kindness

I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person
33.9%

Bounce Fifteen

Skip the stone fifteen times
33.2%

Rank B Level 5 Achievement

Is it easier to love or to be loved?
31.5%

Wash Your Partner's Hair?

Listen to enough of the knight's advice
28.7%

Rank B Level 6 Achievement

Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?
27.0%

Hawkeye

Choose the cup with the ball inside
26.6%

Rank B Level 7 Achievement

Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!
26.4%

Steven C. Gull

Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around
25.8%

Daily Yamazako

Complete your first Daily Challenge
25.5%

Autobahn

Crash into the trophy van
25.4%

Loose Change

POING! Collect all the coins on this stage
24.8%

Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars

Get promoted to RANK A
23.9%

Rank A Level 1 Achievement

If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?
23.7%

Brundlefly

Squash the fly within 5 seconds
22.9%

Atomic Number 79

Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE
22.5%

Breaking News!

Read the news without making any mistakes
20.6%

Rank A Level 2 Achievement

Is the truth out there?
20.3%

"I Don't Want To Be Human"

Dock your ship upside down
19.3%

Perfect!

Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage
18.9%

Time Lord

Be super accurate when setting the time
18.7%

Rank A Level 3 Achievement

What if Jack can't save the president?
18.7%

You Can't Hurt Me

Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage
18.1%

Golden Arms

Go postal in the restroom
17.3%

Rank A Level 4 Achievement

Was it the chicken or the egg?
16.9%

Meow Meow Bleargh!

Throw up
15.7%

Rank A Level 5 Achievement

RGB or CMYK?
15.3%

Yoga Noogie

Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!
15.2%

Korean Guy

Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds
15.0%

Rank A Level 6 Achievement

Dogs vs cats - who wins?
14.6%

King of the Hillock

Get promoted to RANK S
14.4%

Meow Meow Meow

Vacuum at least 80% of the dust
14.3%

BANGers and Mash

Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer
14.1%

Meaty Chunks in Gravy

Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
14.1%

Maneki-Neko

Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb
14.0%

100% Dolphin Free

Swim to the finish line without taking damage
13.8%

Rank A Level 7 Achievement

Shitsurei shimasu
13.1%

Mobile Snake Eater

Collect 3 coins using your really old phone
12.9%

The Hedgehog

Help Boric find the secret achievement
12.9%

Gone Fishin'

Catch 3 coins while fishing
12.1%

Mmmm Crunchy

Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs
11.3%

Shredder

SHRED a 66 combo
10.6%

Pelted

Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less
10.6%

Civil Obedience

Don't smash the car
10.1%

Underpants

Present your underpants in court
10.1%

A-Maze-Ing

Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy
9.9%

Rank S Level 1 Achievement

42
9.5%

Gotta Play 'em All!

Play every stage at least once
9.5%

Mount Splash-Score

Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage
8.9%

Salmon Jared Salmon

Line up the pictures to get a prize...
8.8%

Flat Earth?!

Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world
8.7%

Credit Score

Voluntarily look at the credits screen
8.1%

Hinty McHintface

Get every page of the hint book
8.0%

Card Sharp

Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes
6.8%

Eagle Eye Cherub

Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)
6.5%

Number 1, Please

Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins
6.2%

Hidden Robot Cat

Jump on the hidden enemy's head
6.0%

Hammer Faux

Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage
5.9%

Game, Set and TRASHED

Ruin the game
5.1%

Fuel Fight

Scare your customer away with gross negligence
5.1%

Densha De Stop

Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool
4.9%

Destroy Every Jared

Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell
4.9%

Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn

Knock over 8 gnomes
4.8%

Last Second Punch

Beat the boxer in the last second
4.6%

Gone in 30 Seconds

Finish rallying within half a minute
4.5%

Lost Your Marbles

Lose 15 marbles
4.5%

Vegetarian

Make a really nice vegetarian pizza
4.3%

Some of Them Are Just Jerks

Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink
3.9%

Sausage Nibbler

Take ten bites of the hotdog
3.6%

Kicker for Coins

Collect all coins while carving up the powder
3.6%

4 Minute Meower

Complete the trial in under 4 minutes