Global Gameplay Stats

Holy Grain

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 59
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38.5%

Say Hello

Good manners cost nothing.
29.1%

No Means No

This relentless old man just won’t shut up about his grand uprising. You’re just trying to grow some damn carrots in peace.
17.3%

Santiago’s White Horse

What color is Santiago’s white horse?
17.3%

Fuck Tollroads

Tolls are only paid with one currency: a good ol' fashioned assault with weapons of mass destruction.
15.5%

Jamón Royale

There's nothing better than a top-tier ibérico ham. Everything else is just noise.
13.6%

Little Anomaly

11.8%

Criminal Sympathizer

Raiding villages is hard work. Someone’s gotta keep the criminals morale high.
11.1%

Hit the Road, Jack

And don’t you come back. No more, no more, no more, NO MORE.
5.5%

Your throne

Gain access to the throne and lead your trained soldiers through the world.
5.5%

Goblin Baptistery

Who wouldn’t love a first-century Goblin Baptistery?
5.5%

Rock to the Head

That’s what you get for insulting people.
4.3%

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus found his way back to the North Pole, saving Christmas once and for all.
4.3%

Coward

All that fighting, just to back out at the last moment.
4.3%

Nose Job

3.7%

Clan war

Seize leadership of the outlaw clans and unite them to conquer new territories.
3.7%

Political Party

The corruption (of others) is over; it's time to build a true political project (for personal enrichment).
3.1%

Child Buyer

The younger they are, the easier they are to train. It's just good business.
3.1%

Lone Cake

Never trust a lone cake. It might come with... explosive flavours.
1.8%

VIP Access

Even though you and the castle lord hate each other, you’re still the life of the party—and that’s your ticket through the gates.
1.8%

Legend Slayer

Once, they were heroes, unbeatable warriors, and fearless leaders. Now? Just ghosts of the past that you’ve proven weak.
1.8%

Democratically Elected Mayor

The life of a hero is exhausting, it’s better to be mayor.
1.2%

Vandal

Houses exist to be destroyed—taunting you with their well-maintained doors.
0.6%

Enzlaved Govlinz

Onli the govlinz will allou you to dizkover the zekretz behind elfik magik.
0.6%

Magic mastery

With the elfic magic in your hands, and its marcial power beneath you, there's only one thing left to do: save the world.
0.6%

Grilled Pup

Pork and beef are fine, but you’re here for the exotic cuts of the highest quality.
0.6%

Clean Plate

Food is sacred, even if it looks disgusting. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
0.6%

Drunk Uncle

Every family has an Uncle Paco. Not every family manages to make him quit drinking. Military general by profession, therapist by accident.
0.6%

Jack the Kille

Jack seemed such a chill guy... until he stabbed you in the face.
0.6%

Game End: Canon

0.6%

Squidward of the Forest

A forest fairy that speaks Spanish? Now that’s a fantasy.
0.1%

Lord of the gays

0.1%

Royal Adoption

0.1%

The Book Fair

Missionary librarians work hard to preserve knowledge, and they deserve a day of celebration.
0.1%

Infernal Castle

Oblatio rite facta est. Potestas ignis renascent et cum studio clamat.
0.1%

Gluttony

There’s never enough food. Every free moment is a great time to stuff your face with a turkey.
0.1%

Death to Christmas

Christmas is for fools who can't handle real life. Santa? Just a decrepit old man clinging to relevance. Time to make way for a new king of winter.
0.1%

Sibling Rivalry

The battle for the throne has begun. A vagabond versus a cripple—who will win?
0.1%

Animal Rights

Against all odds, you convinced an animal abuser to stop hitting his dog (by making him beat his soldiers instead).
0.1%

Animal Shelter

No one loves animals like you do. Humans can rot, but a pup is sacred.
0.1%

The Legend of Fatfoot

It’s always good to have a spirit in your debt.
0.1%

Fatfoot freed

0.1%

Real Estate Investor

True happiness comes from hoarding enough properties to drive an entire neighborhood into poverty.
0.1%

Game End: Good

0.1%

Game End: Bad

0.1%

Demon Employee

Who would’ve thought being an employee of Lil Zatan would be so beneficial?
0.1%

Troublemaker Student

You’re a troublemaker in class, and that’s why you got a warning.
0.1%

Darkhan's Love

Point to where the evil elf touched you on this doll.
0.1%

DEMENTIA!

WHAAAAAAAAT???
0.1%

Nursing Home

Grandma Carmen finally returns to the place where she belongs.
0.1%

Grandma, rest in peace

0.1%

The Crown of Bullheadz

Everyone knows 2+2 equals 22.
0.1%

Coup d'État

0.1%

Elves are Homophobic

It was clear they weren’t gonna be saints, they had to explode somewhere.
0.1%

Chillin' with Darkhan

0.1%

The Priest

The Goddess's cult feels very promising.
0.1%

Poor Piece of Crap

You’re so broke, a thief gave you money?
0.1%

Goblin Brotherz

Wherever dere be Bootz, Zokz muzt be too!
0.1%

Goblin Self-Love

Daz right, Zokz! Ya worth way more zan dat elfy b*tch!
0.1%

Child Sale

That kidnapped brat had to be useful for something.