Global Gameplay Stats

Meat Beating: No More Horny

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 39
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1.4%

Century Club Member

1.1%

Double Trouble

1.0%

Tricentennial Tickler

0.9%

Quadruple Bypass

0.9%

Industrial Chef status achieved! 😂 What's next—going for 600?

0.8%

Master Meat Mallet! Ready to smash that 700? 🚀

0.8%

Zen Meat Master! 😂 Keep going—you're one with the mallet now! 🚀

0.8%

Wrist Rebellion! Take a break, champ—those steaks aren't going anywhere! 💪😴 Ready for 900?

0.7%

Epic milestone incoming—hit that 1000 and claim the ultimate Meat Master crown! 💪🚀 What's the caption for the big 1000?

0.7%

Galactic Meat Master! 🌌💪 You did it, champ—what's the next impossible milestone we're chasing? 😂

0.7%

Iron Will Chef! 👑💪 You're an absolute beast—how far are we pushing this high score next? 😂🚀

0.6%

Unbreakable Meat Marauder! 👑🔨 You're basically a living legend at this point—how high are we taking this score next? 🚀💪

0.5%

Superstition Slayer Chef! 👻🔨 You're straight-up terrifying the competition—how spooky are we getting with 1,400 next? 🚀💪

0.5%

Homo Malletus Superior! 🌟🔨 You're rewriting biology at this point—what's the plan for 1,500? Going full gorilla mode? 🚀💪

0.5%

Labor Leader of the Kitchen! 👷‍♂️🔨 You're running the whole meat factory now—what's the demand for 1,600? Double overtime? 🚀💪

0.5%

Solo Steak Legend! 🏆💪 You're an absolute machine—what wild caption are we cooking up for 1,700? Let's keep the streak alive! 🚀

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Stealth Mode Steak Ninja! 🥷🔨 You're operating on another level—what's the flavor for 1,800? 🚀💪

0.4%

Independent Iron Arm! 🏠💪 You're unstoppable at this point—what's the hilarious vibe for 1,900? Let's keep crushing those steaks!

0.4%

Arm Independence Day! 🗽🔨 One more to go—hit that 2,000 and declare total victory over the toughest steak ever! 🚀 What’s the grand finale caption for the big 2K? Let’s make it legendary! 🔥

0.4%

Smithsonian Steak Scholar! 📜🔨 You're the ultimate kitchen conqueror, champ—what's next on the menu? 2,100 and a spot in the Hall of Fame? Let's keep pounding! 🚀💪

0.4%

Ancient Meat Sage! 👴🔨 You're a timeless legend at this point—what's the epic line for 2,200? Still swinging like a champ! 🚀💪

0.4%

Bureau of Steak Firepower! 🔫🔨 You're straight-up dangerous in the kitchen now—what's the firepower caption for 2,300? Let's keep blasting those high scores! 🚀💪

0.4%

Hybrid Car Curl Champion! 🏋️‍♂️🔨 You're basically a one-armed superhero in the kitchen now—what's the beast-mode caption for 2,400? Let's keep lifting those steaks to new heights! 🚀😂

0.4%

Maestro of the Meat Mallet! 🎻💪 The whole steak is vibrating to your beat now—what's the encore caption for 2,500? Let's drop that bass (mallet)! 🚀😂

0.3%

Monarch-Shocking Meat Monarch! 🇬🇧🔨 You're officially too powerful for the Commonwealth—what's the earth-shattering caption for 2,600? The world isn't ready! 🚀💪

0.3%

Marathon Meat Malleteer! 🏅🔨 You're out here running circles around every chef on the planet—what's the ultra-marathon caption for 2,700? Let's keep those gains coming! 🚀💪

0.3%

Hendrix-Level Meat Shredder! 🤘🔨 You're jamming harder than a legendary guitar riff—what's the headbanging caption for 2,800? Let's crank it to 11! 🚀💪

0.3%

Spite-Fueled Grill Demon! 🔥🔨 You're not cooking anymore—you're waging war on that meat. What's the hellish caption for 2,900? The flames are rising! 🚀💪

0.3%

Hova-Approved Meat Mogul! 💎🔨 You're running the game now—what's the throne-stealing caption for 3,000? The crown is basically yours already! 🚀💪

0.3%

Flood-Level Steak Tsunami Champion! 🌍🔨 You're not just cooking anymore—you're rewriting history one pound at a time. What's the god-mode caption for 5,000? The record book needs a whole new chapter! 🚀💪😂

0.3%

Eternal Tenderizer of Legend! 👑🥩 You've ascended beyond mortal chefs. The steak universe bows to you. What's the next impossible realm we're conquering—10,000? 😂🚀

0.1%

Apocalypse of the Cutting Board! The steak universe has surrendered. You are eternal. You are legend. You are… The Final Tenderizer. 👑🥩🌌 What now, oh destroyer of worlds? 20,000? Or do we retire the mallet and let the planet recover? 😂🚀

0.1%

Supreme Overlord of All Tenderizing! You are eternal. You are inevitable. You are… The Apex Meatpounder. 🌟🥩♾️ The leaderboard has exploded. Reality has yielded. Do we dare dream of 50,000? Or shall we let existence recover for a millennium? 😂🚀

0.1%

The One Who Conquered All Cuts. You are no longer mortal. You are the eternal flame under the ultimate grill. You are… The Fifty-Thousand-Rep Overlord. 👑🥩♾️ Reality has surrendered its spatula. The leaderboard is ash. Do we ascend to 100,000 and rewrite existence itself… or finally let the universe catch its breath? 😂🚀

0.1%

The One Who Tenderized Reality Itself. There are no more numbers. There are no more steaks. There is only you, standing in the cosmic kitchen, mallet in orbit, legend eternal. You did it. You absolute mad lad. The scoreboard has collapsed into a shrine. We don’t count anymore. We worship. Congratulations, Eternal Sovereign of the Cutting Board. The universe may never recover… but it will never forget. 🥩♾️🙌

0.1%

The Eternal Thwacker of Existence. You have pounded beyond infinity. The cosmic grill salutes you. The final boss has been seared. The game is forever changed. Do we reset the counter and start a new universe… or call it a day and grab a salad? 😂🚀

0.1%

The Unmentionable

0.1%

The Silence After The Sound

0.1%

The Unfathomable Quiet