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ACHIEVEMENTS (19)
Not Out of the Metaphorical Woods

Not Out of the Metaphorical Woods

Escape Level 1 (for now)
81.2%
Take a Break

Take a Break

Find a Vent Hideout
80.2%
J-MC Hammer

J-MC Hammer

What a convenient time for a Hammer!
79.6%
Just a Slight Detour

Just a Slight Detour

Skip the Entirety of Level 2
75.5%
BEWARE THE CHAIR

BEWARE THE CHAIR

Become Trapped in Speedrunner Hell
66.2%
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
65.6%
Slippin Stanton

Slippin Stanton

Wait, there's Fall Damage?
64.5%
What a Triumph

What a Triumph

Have a hearty bowl of oatmeal
63.7%
Process THIS!

Process THIS!

Destroy 10 Security Cameras
62.8%
WE MUST TRAVEL BACK IN TIME

WE MUST TRAVEL BACK IN TIME

BACK TO THE VERY BEGINNING
52.5%
No.

No.

Cover Yourself in Paint
42.7%
vent ending

vent ending

you're winner!!
40.0%
Nice Job Four-Eyes

Nice Job Four-Eyes

Construct the Debug Glasses
39.9%
game SUCK i go to BED

game SUCK i go to BED

Play Too Fast
36.5%
Stantaholic

Stantaholic

Purchase 200 Stanton Sodas
30.3%
Immovable Object

Immovable Object

Cause Bankruptcy
26.0%
You found a Glitch!

You found a Glitch!

Get Softlocked
24.8%
Cutting Room Floor

Cutting Room Floor

Print all of, wait, what?
20.7%
On the Clock

On the Clock

Complete the Game in the Fewest Restarts Possible
16.0%
HIDDEN ACHIEVEMENTS
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