Global Gameplay Stats

Negative Nancy

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 33
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81.9%

Amnesia badge

Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love?
61.7%

Important book

If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent.
52.3%

TennisRacket

Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face.
48.7%

Employee of the Decade

Does not come with an increase in pay.
37.6%

X-rays

The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged.
35.7%

Ankle bracelet

Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart.
34.1%

Photocopier

"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?"
32.4%

Mind opening crystal

Opens minds, wallets and skulls.
31.2%

Creator bracelets

He can take many forms... including the wrong one.
30.1%

Cheesy Laptop

Excess cheddar voids the warranty.
28.6%

Potted cactus

But where was she going without ever knowing the way?
27.9%

Fake degree

Nobody checks these things... right?
26.7%

Influencer's phone

It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence.
24.6%

Fake moustache

Would someone with a moustache lie to you?
24.0%

Porcelein possum

You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much!
23.5%

Possum

Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth...
23.4%

Megaphone

Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility!
23.0%

Podcast microphone

So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you!
23.0%

A million bucks

Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money.
21.6%

Diana

She eats better than you, probably.
21.4%

Memorial portrait

Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer.
21.0%

Ball and chain

Worth it...?
20.0%

Nuclear football

Who needs policies anyway?
19.6%

Reminder

Disagreehab isn't usually this effective...
18.6%

Bestie's ribbon

Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression.
18.6%

Kitchen Knife

Extremely well used... just not for cooking.
17.5%

Filthy bucket

Emptied one a month, washed once a year.
16.7%

Influencer's Necklace

Solid gold, just like his content.
14.5%

Rose

The heart wants what it wants.
13.6%

Torch

The batteries always last until they're needed.
11.2%

Waifu-Chan Poster

Designed to appeal to those who don't.
10.7%

Trucker Hat

Ayup. That's a hat.
8.8%

Muzzle

Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably.